Adios, my Trashies!!
Hi all, I wanted to write everyone a very quick note- I had intended to write something longer but time got away from me with the holidays. Well, that and the fact that I’m basically a slacker. I have...
View ArticleAu Revoir Trashies
So many times, I have sat down to write this or think of all the things I wanted to say, but in the end, it always came to the same thing…. I am so grateful to have found this site and all the...
View ArticleMem-rieeesssss like the (dank, snarky) corners of my mind…
Misty Water-Colored memorieeeeessss…. Of the way we werrrrrrre MissKitty here, to bid my own personal farewell, featuring some of my favorite scenes from the various shows I’ve recapped over the...
View ArticleThanks for the Mammaries: TrashTalkTV Says its Farewell
I don’t really know how to write this post. I’ve delivered plenty of bad news before (what the hell do you think a recap is?), but nothing really prepares ya for this, so I’m just going to jump right...
View ArticleThe Bachelor: Farewell and the Final Judgment
Hi, Trashies. As I’m sure you all know, this site is shutting down. It’s been a wild ride the last six years, and I will truly miss you all. That being said, I will still be live tweeting this show on...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part II: Not To Be Rude
Hallelujah, holy shit. Let’s get this thing over with. Where’s the Tylenol. I Call Her This Bitch for a Reason Andy launches Part Deux with a thorough investigation of This Bitch’s infuriatingly...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Recap Reunion Part 3: THE DEATH RATTLE
You know, Andy Cohen is really going to be burning in hell for making us- not only sit through an almost entirely- HORRIBLE season- but then 3 hours of reunion horribleness. I’M TRIGGERED. Where were...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Dallas Recap: AT&Tention
KILL … ME … I love watching reunions. I hate recapping them. But I made a sacred duty to the Gods of Talent – back when they cursed me with the two things I was good at: doodling things at work and...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Atlanta Recap:
You guys, what is going on with this show? I thought we had hope with last week’s fun episode but this week was a bit lame. Let’s get to it. Porsha’s mom, Storm Sr., is meeting Dennis for the first...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2: The One Where Shannon’s Head...
Wow! A whole new week has gone by since we “talked.” Hope you are doing great, my little trashies. Previously, we confirmed Vicki to be the biggest piece of shit alive. Well, dead or alive, really....
View ArticleReal Housewives of Dallas Finale Recap: Animal House
You know that feeling at the end of college, where you know you’re about to graduate, where the tests are over, the pressure is off, this overwhelming weight of adolescence feels ready and willing to...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 1 Vicki is a FART
Hello!!! I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving! MisRed has, officially, reached maximum density and now she has to sit down and digest this sh*t sandwich of a reunion. MisRed probably doesn’t need...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Open Ses-Shamari
Last week, Kandi started her new spinoff, Gossip Girl: Ex Ho Ex Ho, when she shared Dennis’ past with Karmon and Jami. Porsha worked out by trying to fit into a size small tank top. Shamari made her...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Shamari DeMost
Another week, another housewives. The ghost of Kenya’s ditch house has given RHOA it’s lowest ratings in years or maybe ever. This season does feel a little weird. I don’t know if it’s the absence of...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Finale Recap Femme Faux-tale
Knock Knock mother*cker… time to wake up, Season 13 is over. Are you blindsided? Is it because you have too much on your plate? Are you all about the thrills and not the bills? Did you just rent a...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Dallas Recap: Girls on Film
Skul, Trashies! And welcome back to Copenhagen for the contentious end to Dallas’ cast trip! We’re nearing the end of the season – the Reunion has already taped! – which means everything and everyone...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Bored of The Ring
This week starts where last week stopped; is Porsha getting her engagement ring or a lifetime supply of Weenie Tots? Unfortunately, it was neither. Her boyfriend gifted her a Rolex that she can use...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Recap: Public Enema #1
Greetings!! Happy pre-Thanksgiving week! Well, I guess next week will STILL technically be pre-Thanksgiving week…. Whatever. Hope everyone is doing great and having fun, and if you had your eyes...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Dallas Recap: The Tower
Hej, Trashies! Wilkommen (or something Nordic, who cares) back to The Real Housewives of Dallas! Good news: the girls have finally landed in Copenhagen! And holy shit was this a good episode. The...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Atlanta Recap: The One Without Kenya
Hey guys! It’s season 11 and it started off with a whimper. Everyone’s basically doing the exact same thing as last season except Porsha did a Freaky Friday switch with Kenya and now she has the...
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