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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2: The One Where Shannon’s Head...
Wow! A whole new week has gone by since we “talked.” Hope you are doing great, my little trashies. Previously, we confirmed Vicki to be the biggest piece of shit alive. Well, dead or alive, really....
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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap:
You guys, what is going on with this show? I thought we had hope with last week’s fun episode but this week was a bit lame. Let’s get to it. Porsha’s mom, Storm Sr., is meeting Dennis for the first...
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Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: AT&Tention
KILL … ME … I love watching reunions. I hate recapping them. But I made a sacred duty to the Gods of Talent – back when they cursed me with the two things I was good at: doodling things at work and...
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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap Reunion Part 3: THE DEATH RATTLE
You know, Andy Cohen is really going to be burning in hell for making us- not only sit through an almost entirely- HORRIBLE season- but then 3 hours of reunion horribleness. I’M TRIGGERED. Where were...
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Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part II: Not To Be Rude
Hallelujah, holy shit. Let’s get this thing over with. Where’s the Tylenol. I Call Her This Bitch for a Reason Andy launches Part Deux with a thorough investigation of This Bitch’s infuriatingly...
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The Bachelor: Farewell and the Final Judgment
Hi, Trashies. As I’m sure you all know, this site is shutting down. It’s been a wild ride the last six years, and I will truly miss you all. That being said, I will still be live tweeting this show on...
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Thanks for the Mammaries: TrashTalkTV Says its Farewell
I don’t really know how to write this post. I’ve delivered plenty of bad news before (what the hell do you think a recap is?), but nothing really prepares ya for this, so I’m just going to jump right...
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Mem-rieeesssss like the (dank, snarky) corners of my mind…
Misty Water-Colored memorieeeeessss…. Of the way we werrrrrrre MissKitty here, to bid my own personal farewell, featuring some of my favorite scenes from the various shows I’ve recapped over the...
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Au Revoir Trashies
So many times, I have sat down to write this or think of all the things I wanted to say, but in the end, it always came to the same thing…. I am so grateful to have found this site and all the...
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Adios, my Trashies!!
Hi all, I wanted to write everyone a very quick note- I had intended to write something longer but time got away from me with the holidays. Well, that and the fact that I’m basically a slacker. I have...
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