Hi there Trashionistas, a slow morning for good rot, which might mean society has finally turned a corner, and everything is going to be kittens and unicorns from here on out. Or Justin Bieber maybe just stayed indoors yesterday. On to the links Hey, anyone interested in Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde? Like their sex lives? Because according to Jason they’re doing it. A lot. Doing the dirt. Lots, and lots, and lots of humping. Anyway, Us Weekly has the story. It seems former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher is being named in a paternity suit. The kicker is that the woman who is the plaintiff in the suit was a New York Times contributor who wrote a story for the paper right about the same time she was conceiving. I can’t help but think of the journalistic maxim “I don’t care if you fuck an elephant, as long as you don’t cover the circus. And now we know why they have that saying, because if you fuck an elephant you’ll get pregnant with an elephant baby. What? That’s not what it means? How about peanuts? No? Jesus, it’s like a zen koda. Page Six has the story Okay, so Leah Remini, who was on The King of Queens, and who just quit the Church of Scientology got dumped by all her Church friends, because depending on who you talk to either she’s a traitor with a head full of faulty wiring, or they’re all fug bucking nuts. Potato, potota. Anyway, the good news is Ms Remini has made a new friend, Jennifer Lopez, which means Ms Remini has someone to hang out with and chat, and J-Lo is finally spending time with someone who isn’t a corrupt Central Asian autocrat for money. [Checks Google to make sure Leah Remini isn't President of Tajikistan] It’s so sweet. Page Six has the story. Jane Lynch was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night talking about Cory Monteith, and if you can watch the clip, and not have at least a case of the sniffles, you have a tiny little grinch heart. You can see the video at E Online. Catherine Zeta Jones was asked a creepy question, about her husband Michael Douglas getting cancer from, you know, going south of the equator with Mr Tongue, and just ignored it. Class. Page Six has the story Jennifer Aniston has short hair for a new movie. Argle-bargle, harumph, harumph. People has the pic and the story, because like I said, it’s a slow news day. Pages: 1 2
Hi there Trashionistas, a slow morning for good rot, which might mean society has finally turned a corner, and everything is going to be kittens and unicorns from here on out. Or Justin Bieber maybe just stayed indoors yesterday. On to the links Hey, anyone interested in Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde? Like their sex lives? Because according to Jason they’re doing it. A lot. Doing the dirt. Lots, and lots, and lots of humping. Anyway, Us Weekly has the story. It seems former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher is being named in a paternity suit. The kicker is that the woman who is the plaintiff in the suit was a New York Times contributor who wrote a story for the paper right about the same time she was conceiving. I can’t help but think of the journalistic maxim “I don’t care if you fuck an elephant, as long as you don’t cover the circus. And now we know why they have that saying, because if you fuck an elephant you’ll get pregnant with an elephant baby. What? That’s not what it means? How about peanuts? No? Jesus, it’s like a zen koda. Page Six has the story Okay, so Leah Remini, who was on The King of Queens, and who just quit the Church of Scientology got dumped by all her Church friends, because depending on who you talk to either she’s a traitor with a head full of faulty wiring, or they’re all fug bucking nuts. Potato, potota. Anyway, the good news is Ms Remini has made a new friend, Jennifer Lopez, which means Ms Remini has someone to hang out with and chat, and J-Lo is finally spending time with someone who isn’t a corrupt Central Asian autocrat for money. [Checks Google to make sure Leah Remini isn't President of Tajikistan] It’s so sweet. Page Six has the story. Jane Lynch was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night talking about Cory Monteith, and if you can watch the clip, and not have at least a case of the sniffles, you have a tiny little grinch heart. You can see the video at E Online. Catherine Zeta Jones was asked a creepy question, about her husband Michael Douglas getting cancer from, you know, going south of the equator with Mr Tongue, and just ignored it. Class. Page Six has the story Jennifer Aniston has short hair for a new movie. Argle-bargle, harumph, harumph. People has the pic and the story, because like I said, it’s a slow news day. Pages: 1 2