We’re nearing the end people! Princesses only has a couple of episodes left and based on the lack of love Bravo is showing it and the lackluster ratings, I fear we may be bidding a permanent adieu in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, thanks for the great comments each week. I love you guys for reading and commenting. I think we have more comments than the girl’s Bravo blogs. Sad for them, fun for us! This is the week of the event we’ve all been waiting for…Ashlee’s parents are out-of-town. Like any 30-year-old woman, she takes this opportunity to have a sleepover. To her credit, she’s putting out a cheese platter. To her discredit, everything else. As usual, she can’t go ten minutes without speaking to her parents so she’s on the phone with her mom getting cheese advice. Ashlee says that the cheese platter is “disgusting” because it’s mixed. She says that poor people mix things. First of all, I’d love to get her take on Loving v. Virginia and second, what?! Poor people mix things? Like what, long chins and t-rex arms? Oh no, that’s just Hal and Ilene’s magnificent creation. What an ass…Anyway, Chanel arrives. Ashlee: Thank God you’re here! I was afraid the poors would break in to get their police auction furniture out of my living room.How many JAPS does it take to open a wine bottle? One may never know as the combined brainpower of Chanel and Ashlee were unable to make it happen. Ashlee says she feels dumb and we all agree wholeheartedly though ours is not a wine-based theory. The upside? We discover why Chanel is painfully single. Stop using the teeth, girl.That’s more like it…now get a paper bag for that face and you’re golden.They finally poke a hole in the wrapper to get the good stuff out. Incidentally, that’s the only way they’ll get anyone to marry them. Amanda finally shows up and changes into lingerie and heels. Ashlee asks, not to her face of course, if this looks like the Playboy mansion. Gaudy decor: check. Creepy old dude: check. Insecure women 30 and under: check. Actually, it looks way worse than the Playboy mansion so sit and spin on that Ashlee. And what a hater! So what if the girl wants to look good when she goes to bed? It’s better than the onesie and pacifier Hal’s been putting her in for the last 30 years. You know…cuz she looks like she’s four! Before the girls can start what is supposed to pass for fun, Ashlee bossily questions Amanda about what she said to Joey. Amanda confirms that she said Ashlee had discussed Joey because she wasn’t just going to sit there like a mute when she was being questioned. Ashlee says, not to her face of course, that if Amanda didn’t want to get involved she shouldn’t have said anything. Ashlee should be taking her own advice. If she didn’t want to be caught, she shouldn’t [...]
We’re nearing the end people! Princesses only has a couple of episodes left and based on the lack of love Bravo is showing it and the lackluster ratings, I fear we may be bidding a permanent adieu in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, thanks for the great comments each week. I love you guys for reading and commenting. I think we have more comments than the girl’s Bravo blogs. Sad for them, fun for us! This is the week of the event we’ve all been waiting for…Ashlee’s parents are out-of-town. Like any 30-year-old woman, she takes this opportunity to have a sleepover. To her credit, she’s putting out a cheese platter. To her discredit, everything else. As usual, she can’t go ten minutes without speaking to her parents so she’s on the phone with her mom getting cheese advice. Ashlee says that the cheese platter is “disgusting” because it’s mixed. She says that poor people mix things. First of all, I’d love to get her take on Loving v. Virginia and second, what?! Poor people mix things? Like what, long chins and t-rex arms? Oh no, that’s just Hal and Ilene’s magnificent creation. What an ass…Anyway, Chanel arrives. Ashlee: Thank God you’re here! I was afraid the poors would break in to get their police auction furniture out of my living room.How many JAPS does it take to open a wine bottle? One may never know as the combined brainpower of Chanel and Ashlee were unable to make it happen. Ashlee says she feels dumb and we all agree wholeheartedly though ours is not a wine-based theory. The upside? We discover why Chanel is painfully single. Stop using the teeth, girl.That’s more like it…now get a paper bag for that face and you’re golden.They finally poke a hole in the wrapper to get the good stuff out. Incidentally, that’s the only way they’ll get anyone to marry them. Amanda finally shows up and changes into lingerie and heels. Ashlee asks, not to her face of course, if this looks like the Playboy mansion. Gaudy decor: check. Creepy old dude: check. Insecure women 30 and under: check. Actually, it looks way worse than the Playboy mansion so sit and spin on that Ashlee. And what a hater! So what if the girl wants to look good when she goes to bed? It’s better than the onesie and pacifier Hal’s been putting her in for the last 30 years. You know…cuz she looks like she’s four! Before the girls can start what is supposed to pass for fun, Ashlee bossily questions Amanda about what she said to Joey. Amanda confirms that she said Ashlee had discussed Joey because she wasn’t just going to sit there like a mute when she was being questioned. Ashlee says, not to her face of course, that if Amanda didn’t want to get involved she shouldn’t have said anything. Ashlee should be taking her own advice. If she didn’t want to be caught, she shouldn’t [...]