Mass sterilization of people with low IQs and bad interpersonal skills should be the theme of this week’s Toddlers & Tiaras. Pageant Director Tasha Land (not to be confused with the amusement park of the same name, Tashaland!) flips her hair as she tells us this pageant’s theme is Bollywood, a word I’m not sure she is that familiar with herself. Tashaland is now open and you must be this tall to ride! Tasha tells us that a lot of the parents were a little confused as to what that was, probably because of the American education system coupled with the fact they don’t know what Google is unless they are looking up the latest Kardashian news. Turns out, many of the parents confused dot-Injuns with feather-Injuns not realizing that they are now called Native Americans. Seriously, is every class in school either recess, study hall or detention? First up in Louisiana, we meet the screamin’ demon of the episode, Khloe, 2, who yes – is named after one of the skank hos of the K-Klan. You know, I see people who get enamored with trends and think it’s good to jump on the bandwagon and it just embarrasses me. It’s like they are the people for whom all that impulse-buy shit is on the counters at Walgreens…they let someone else make the decisions for them. And as I’ve often asked Crabby Daddy, why aren’t we taking advantage of these people? Because we could make a fortune! Mom Abby tells us that Khloe is “full-throttle and full-glitz.” She’s also “full-mute” as all she can do is making grunting noises like Helen Keller before they taught her to sign “water” and stop being such a dumbass. Khloe screams the answer to every question, which leads me to believe the production crew were murderers in previous lives and this is karma (I’m sorry, Kharma) just getting back at them. OMG SHUT UP!
Mass sterilization of people with low IQs and bad interpersonal skills should be the theme of this week’s Toddlers & Tiaras. Pageant Director Tasha Land (not to be confused with the amusement park of the same name, Tashaland!) flips her hair as she tells us this pageant’s theme is Bollywood, a word I’m not sure she is that familiar with herself. Tashaland is now open and you must be this tall to ride! Tasha tells us that a lot of the parents were a little confused as to what that was, probably because of the American education system coupled with the fact they don’t know what Google is unless they are looking up the latest Kardashian news. Turns out, many of the parents confused dot-Injuns with feather-Injuns not realizing that they are now called Native Americans. Seriously, is every class in school either recess, study hall or detention? First up in Louisiana, we meet the screamin’ demon of the episode, Khloe, 2, who yes – is named after one of the skank hos of the K-Klan. You know, I see people who get enamored with trends and think it’s good to jump on the bandwagon and it just embarrasses me. It’s like they are the people for whom all that impulse-buy shit is on the counters at Walgreens…they let someone else make the decisions for them. And as I’ve often asked Crabby Daddy, why aren’t we taking advantage of these people? Because we could make a fortune! Mom Abby tells us that Khloe is “full-throttle and full-glitz.” She’s also “full-mute” as all she can do is making grunting noises like Helen Keller before they taught her to sign “water” and stop being such a dumbass. Khloe screams the answer to every question, which leads me to believe the production crew were murderers in previous lives and this is karma (I’m sorry, Kharma) just getting back at them. OMG SHUT UP!