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We got this guy!!!! Last week Lovely got the big ole boot to the kiester. Good riddance. Although, she IS still on the “Star Salvation” shitshow with my girl, Doucheka, so we may not be, completely, rid of Lovely yet. I, seriously, hope Doucheka takes the whole thing. I’m not gonna be IGNORED, Dan!!! We are at the half-way point in the competition, 8 victims remain and they meet Bobble Head in the kitchen. Can’t wait until next week when I’ll have the correct # of contestants for a Von Trapp reference Bobble explains, a Food Network Star needs to be comfortable doing all sorts of things. Including being disgraced, fired and stripped of every business opportunity imaginable due to something that they said, in their own home, 27 years ago. I’m sorry, y’all The Mentor’s Challenge this week- the contestants will be taking part in a live show. Terrance Jenkins the co-anchor of E news is the guest mentor. How YOU doin’? I don’t watch E News, but every time I have seen it… I wouldn’t guess that its live?!?! Terrance says that keeping things moving and informative is the most important thing. Each contestant will work with Terrance for 3 minutes to present a “live cooking segment” where they will be making a sausage and pepper sandwich.