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The moms are arriving and they all notice that Flabby is missing. Melissa says it’s because her crypt keeper mom hasn’t been doing well. Christi thinks she’s just at a headband sale. Gia is having a nervous breakdown. Hollier Than Thou thinks it’s unprofessional. Instead of doing the pyramid, Gia and James are going to teach them the group dance. The moms think Flabby isn’t being loyal. The ladies all look horrible as they guess who will be getting solos. Lesblo says that if Krusti doesn’t get what she wants, then she should fly. Lesblo is just happy she started a fight between Krusti and Jill. The group routine is called Just Be. I wish it was Just Bee. Or Just Bieber. Christi decides to call Kelly to tell her that Flabby isn’t around so if she wants, she should come back. Lesblo thinks it’s rude for her to call her and invite her back. It amazes me that these cows are making looking Christi look sane. Cut to Brooke, Paige, and Kelly coming back and Gia says they can learn the dance. Lesblo won’t give up her spot in the Skybox and Peyton just stands around with her mouth hanging open. Kelly looks like she may have sobered up a bit. Krusti looks like she did an extra long line of coke in the not so distant past. She’s all jumpy and keyed up. Kind of the opposite of me. Gia finally gets Flabby on the phone and all Flabby says is “good-bye”. Gia said that Flabby sent her a text and gave her some instructions, but it’s a mystery as to what her problem is. They are going to Sandusky, OH and all 9 girls will be in the group number. Asia gets a jazz solo and Madi gets the other solo. Brooke asks if she can have a solo too, but Gia says she’ll have to ask Flabby first. Good luck with that. Christi doesn’t miss Flabby, but Jill feels bad for her. Lesblo says something, but I hate her so much I don’t hear her. Hollier Than Thou is just amazed with how rude Flabby is being. Gia might want to call Proactiv and see if she can get some free samples. Pages: 1 234