Johnny Depp repeatedly kissed Jimmy Kimmel last night, which is weird, because it did seem to be right out of that “homo apocalypse” rant that your weird uncle put up on Facebook in that very narrow time frame right after the Supreme Court struck down Prop 108 and DOMA, and right before you blocked your weird uncle on Facebook. Anyway Johnny Depp was on the Jimmy Kimmel show flogging his new movie, and when Jimmy Kimmel said Depp has a beautiful face, Johnny Depp got all muh, muh, MUH! and then Jimmy Kimmel got really flustered, because omg, omg, omg, necking with Johnny Depp on national TV! you can see for yourself in this clip. By the way, the reviews for Johnny Depp’s new movie The Lone Ranger seem to range from Meh to Argh! It burns. IT BURNS Also as of publishing there is no word on when Johnny Depp will be returning Indiana Jones’s hat. Double also for it is only 149 more days until Thanksgiving and having to listen to your weird uncle tell you what other crimes should get the death penalty. What? Yes you have to go. FAMILY.
Johnny Depp repeatedly kissed Jimmy Kimmel last night, which is weird, because it did seem to be right out of that “homo apocalypse” rant that your weird uncle put up on Facebook in that very narrow time frame right after the Supreme Court struck down Prop 108 and DOMA, and right before you blocked your weird uncle on Facebook. Anyway Johnny Depp was on the Jimmy Kimmel show flogging his new movie, and when Jimmy Kimmel said Depp has a beautiful face, Johnny Depp got all muh, muh, MUH! and then Jimmy Kimmel got really flustered, because omg, omg, omg, necking with Johnny Depp on national TV! you can see for yourself in this clip. By the way, the reviews for Johnny Depp’s new movie The Lone Ranger seem to range from Meh to Argh! It burns. IT BURNS Also as of publishing there is no word on when Johnny Depp will be returning Indiana Jones’s hat. Double also for it is only 149 more days until Thanksgiving and having to listen to your weird uncle tell you what other crimes should get the death penalty. What? Yes you have to go. FAMILY.
