Hi there Trashionistas, I don’t know how many of you caught the MTV VMAs the other night, but in case you missed them, here is a very down and dirty recap of the night’s festivities. Justin Timberlake reunited with the rest of *NSYNC. For like 2 1/2 minutes, and then JC Chavez, Lance Bass, and Joey Fatone were herded on to a hyper loop and shot back to their drab lives. Taylor Swift lobbed an F-bomb in the general direction of Harry Styles, because that’s what mature and responsible adults do when they break up with someone. Or throw a cinder block through the other person windshield. I mean it’s always good to have options. And, actually this pretty much trumped everything else that night, and you’ve probably been reading about it for awhile now, but Miley Cyrus tried to tear down Western civilization with only the help of some backup dancers dressed as teddy bears and Robin Thick’s crouch. Or it was just Miley being Miley, because Miley is a sexy, sexy grown up who’s not Hanna Montana any more. But whatever was Miley’s plan, she did succeed in bringing people on Fox News, and MSNBC together in pooping their drawers in righteous indignation. Personally what bothers me about this whole thing is while everyone is getting all worked up over Miley and her nude colored plastic bikini, it means nobody is paying attention to the fact that Miley Cyrus couldn’t carry a tune in the most expensive North Face back pack in the store. And that’s pretty much everything that happened. Oh, and they gave out a bunch of trophies for things you watch on youtube. And now you know
Hi there Trashionistas, I don’t know how many of you caught the MTV VMAs the other night, but in case you missed them, here is a very down and dirty recap of the night’s festivities. Justin Timberlake reunited with the rest of *NSYNC. For like 2 1/2 minutes, and then JC Chavez, Lance Bass, and Joey Fatone were herded on to a hyper loop and shot back to their drab lives. Taylor Swift lobbed an F-bomb in the general direction of Harry Styles, because that’s what mature and responsible adults do when they break up with someone. Or throw a cinder block through the other person windshield. I mean it’s always good to have options. And, actually this pretty much trumped everything else that night, and you’ve probably been reading about it for awhile now, but Miley Cyrus tried to tear down Western civilization with only the help of some backup dancers dressed as teddy bears and Robin Thick’s crouch. Or it was just Miley being Miley, because Miley is a sexy, sexy grown up who’s not Hanna Montana any more. But whatever was Miley’s plan, she did succeed in bringing people on Fox News, and MSNBC together in pooping their drawers in righteous indignation. Personally what bothers me about this whole thing is while everyone is getting all worked up over Miley and her nude colored plastic bikini, it means nobody is paying attention to the fact that Miley Cyrus couldn’t carry a tune in the most expensive North Face back pack in the store. And that’s pretty much everything that happened. Oh, and they gave out a bunch of trophies for things you watch on youtube. And now you know