Destined to never be parted for time and eternity. Yikes.Howdy, Trashmii! Are you as excited as I to find out what “Robyn’s Secret” is? Whatever it is, you just know it will involve crying, and lots of it. Our ep opens with the usual recap of prior “action”. Kody says the adults need to re-learn what their relationship is with each other. Well, let’s see if I can save you the trouble. The gals barely tolerate and/or hate each other, and no one (except for Robyn) is that enamored of you. Sex must be such a joy in the Brown households. Kody tells us that they’re going to have the first Sunday service in their new homes, and also celebrate their two years in Vegas by burying a time capsule. He calls it a “time capsule”, but it’s really a Coleman cooler. Not, say, something metal, which is typically used for a time capsule since it doesn’t degrade. Hell, even a coffee can would be a better choice. But no, you go on with your little styrofoam cooler, Kody, and good luck to ya. While you’re at it, stick your brain in here too, since you’re obviously not using it.In interview, Janelle says she always felt like she had the support of her sister wives, but living apart made her feel she was by herself. Robyn says it’s “eye opening” what kind of damage has been wrought in the past two years, and the family has to fix some of that distance. This from the one wife who’s been Kody’s little pet for the last 3 years! I’m sure “fix some of that distance” actually means “get more involved in MSWC, which, for the last time, is not a hobby business”. Church is going to be at Meri’s house, or as I like to call it: “Meri’s Steak ‘n Brew, Home of the Endless Wet Bar”. We see the other Browns walking over, including a woman with dark hair that we see in the background in other scenes, but who is never introduced. Who is this person, and how did she get into a locked compound? Au pairs are getting a LOT older nowadays.Incredibly, Kody says he always thought other plyg families would stop on by for services, even though the closest such family is in the next state. He actually thought that would be a monthly occurrence, and plaintively says the Browns are “much more alone that I thought we would be”. Other plyg families aren’t going to pack up 35 kids to drive half a day to your home for your “preaching”, pal! Kody seems to think that plyg families passing through Vegas would stop by. How many plyg families are roaming Southern Nevada at any given time? Also, I don’t get the sense that most other plyg families like the Browns all that much. Witness their allegedly close friends the Dargers, whom we’ve seen exactly once. At the service, Kody is preaching, while the kids look supremely […]
Destined to never be parted for time and eternity. Yikes.Howdy, Trashmii! Are you as excited as I to find out what “Robyn’s Secret” is? Whatever it is, you just know it will involve crying, and lots of it. Our ep opens with the usual recap of prior “action”. Kody says the adults need to re-learn what their relationship is with each other. Well, let’s see if I can save you the trouble. The gals barely tolerate and/or hate each other, and no one (except for Robyn) is that enamored of you. Sex must be such a joy in the Brown households. Kody tells us that they’re going to have the first Sunday service in their new homes, and also celebrate their two years in Vegas by burying a time capsule. He calls it a “time capsule”, but it’s really a Coleman cooler. Not, say, something metal, which is typically used for a time capsule since it doesn’t degrade. Hell, even a coffee can would be a better choice. But no, you go on with your little styrofoam cooler, Kody, and good luck to ya. While you’re at it, stick your brain in here too, since you’re obviously not using it.In interview, Janelle says she always felt like she had the support of her sister wives, but living apart made her feel she was by herself. Robyn says it’s “eye opening” what kind of damage has been wrought in the past two years, and the family has to fix some of that distance. This from the one wife who’s been Kody’s little pet for the last 3 years! I’m sure “fix some of that distance” actually means “get more involved in MSWC, which, for the last time, is not a hobby business”. Church is going to be at Meri’s house, or as I like to call it: “Meri’s Steak ‘n Brew, Home of the Endless Wet Bar”. We see the other Browns walking over, including a woman with dark hair that we see in the background in other scenes, but who is never introduced. Who is this person, and how did she get into a locked compound? Au pairs are getting a LOT older nowadays.Incredibly, Kody says he always thought other plyg families would stop on by for services, even though the closest such family is in the next state. He actually thought that would be a monthly occurrence, and plaintively says the Browns are “much more alone that I thought we would be”. Other plyg families aren’t going to pack up 35 kids to drive half a day to your home for your “preaching”, pal! Kody seems to think that plyg families passing through Vegas would stop by. How many plyg families are roaming Southern Nevada at any given time? Also, I don’t get the sense that most other plyg families like the Browns all that much. Witness their allegedly close friends the Dargers, whom we’ve seen exactly once. At the service, Kody is preaching, while the kids look supremely […]