Lauri’s Daughter on RHOC Claims To Know Nothing

Radar Online has a juicy story about that whole Brooks is dating a porn star thingamajig. Lauri’s daughter, Ashley Zalin is saying she doesn’t know anything about Brooks sex life. The following comes from Ashley’s twitter account. “None of my friends are porn stars, hookers, or escorts. “I do not know ANYONE who has slept with Brooks other than Vicki. I don’t even know Brooks. My mother was NOT talking about me on the show! Ew. This is exactly why I have not made an appearance on RHOOC this year. Too many of you take reality TV way too seriously and you pass judgement before getting your facts straight. If you only know how much was scripted.” So on the one hand, Ashley doesn’t know any porn stars, hookers, or escorts, so good for her. And she knows absolutely nothing about Brook’s sex life, which we can all agree is double good for her. On the other hand, unless Lauri has another daughter who hangs out with porn stars, hookers or escorts, she seems to be full of balloon juice, and god, if we’re living in a world where I can trust a woman who looks like Woody from Toy Story, I’m sorry, I need some alone time So we’ve still got these two. Which is good news. I guess