Celebitchy – Khloe Kardashian: “I Think Plastic Surgery Should Be Viewed Almost Like Makeup”
You’re right, Khloe, we all are putting on a mask everyday…the difference is that my mask is easily removed with water and cleanser, and doesn’t make me look like Chewbacca’s Real Doll (known in the Millenium Falcon as Khewie’s Khew Toy).
IDLYITW – Lindsay Lohan Has a Rich Russian Boyfriend Named “Egor”
For those considering the daunting task of switching careers, here is some news that will hopefully provide you with some inspiration. It’s the cocaine-coated version of that “Hang in there” poster. Lindsay Lohan, who I believe used to be an actress and drug vacuum, has made the successful transition to high class courtesan and con artist. We wish her all the best in her new career, and hope that Egor gives her the endorsements she needs to help boost her Linkedin profile.
TMZ – Chumlee From Pawn Stars Arrested During Sexual Assault Raid
This is what happens when basic cable networks hold casting calls in Reno trailer parks. The man’s name is Chumlee and he looks like someone that hangs out near the women’s restroom at Comic Con. I’m shocked. Not. Good thing Chumlee works in a pawn shop, he’ll raise that money for his Aladdin Bail Bond in no time.
Perez Hilton – James Corden Turns The Revenant Into An Inappropriate Musical
I will book my flight to New York RIGHT NOW if I can watch the love story between a man who is still inexplicably alive (Leo’s survival was more preposterous than any given plot on a Shonda Rhimes show, and that included Ghost Denny) and a bear who really likes to be on top, find inter-species love through the magic of interpretive dance and cut-rate Halloween costumes.
Dlisted – Little Old Lady Breaking It Down in Brighton
Today’s Trash Talk Celeb is brought to you by DANCING! That old lady can’t raise her head, but she sure can raise the roof with her sick (and by sick, I am referring to her arthritis and other old people diseases) dance moves.
Go Fug Yourself – WTF: Lily Aldridge
Forget Madewell, I think I just found my perfect job interview outfit.