Hola, everyone! Surprisingly, this show has not been cancelled … yet. Wait, does Bravo EVER cancel anything? Starting off this episode, Brenda and Kat are having lunch together at Tinga. The food looks good. The company … meh. Who wants to hang out with these two? I mean, no one likes Kat and no one likes Brenda, either, unless she’s drinking. Brenda’s trying to figure out how to apologize to Kat for calling her a slut whore and implying that the entire L.A. metro area thinks Kat is a slut, too. Brenda does finally apologize, but like this I’m really SORRY (guffaw) I called you a slut.and Kat admits that the next time someone wants to get drinks with her, she’s going to think twice about it. Well, no shit, Kat. Even if you are a “solid 3″ on the L.A. scale (thanks, @Sharon), guys still want to bone you and expect you to pay up if they take you out to drinks. Glad Brenda clued you in to something you already obviously know. Jess texts Kat and tells her she’s had a major work crisis! She is on her way to Tinga with wine!! Wine always saves the day!I want to go to Tinga if you can bring your own booze there! Jess walks in the restaurant in angry tears because she just got fired. Apparently, sales at the L.A. Morton restaurants are down and it was her responsibility to bring in better numbers. Then there’s some confusing discussion about how Jess has been practically sleeping at the office trying to get some mysterious “packets” done to prove that she’s worth her salary, but her team members submitted the packets to the home office and claimed all the work as their own. I don’t understand … but maybe that’s ’cause I’ve been a stay-at-home mom for too long. Doesn’t Jess have a work computer? Can’t she somehow prove that all the numbers/stats/packets were created on her computer, not created by her team? Seems a little fishy to me … And now you know the rest of the story. Chipmunk got axed because she got on everyone’s nerves.Kat and Brenda are all “Awww! Sorry, Jess! Don’t worry, though. You are surrounded by powerful businesswomen in this industry who can help you network and get a new job.” On the inside, they’re all, “Thank Jehosephat I still have a job”.Nina and Lindsay are going to stage for Chef Josiah Citrin at some eatery called Melisse. They’re both very excited! Can I sidebar here for a minute? The segue music on this show suuuuuuuuuuuuucks! I’m tired of hearing this shiite. I’d rather listen to the music they sell at Barnes & Noble. Can we get a little Yanni up in this bitch? Chef Josiah seems wicked nice and like a really easygoing guy. He has them help him make an edible cocktail by using molecular gastronomy … remember that science stuff from Top Chef? Yep, it’s just as stupid this time. However, Chef Josiah […]
Hola, everyone! Surprisingly, this show has not been cancelled … yet. Wait, does Bravo EVER cancel anything? Starting off this episode, Brenda and Kat are having lunch together at Tinga. The food looks good. The company … meh. Who wants to hang out with these two? I mean, no one likes Kat and no one likes Brenda, either, unless she’s drinking. Brenda’s trying to figure out how to apologize to Kat for calling her a slut whore and implying that the entire L.A. metro area thinks Kat is a slut, too. Brenda does finally apologize, but like this I’m really SORRY (guffaw) I called you a slut.and Kat admits that the next time someone wants to get drinks with her, she’s going to think twice about it. Well, no shit, Kat. Even if you are a “solid 3″ on the L.A. scale (thanks, @Sharon), guys still want to bone you and expect you to pay up if they take you out to drinks. Glad Brenda clued you in to something you already obviously know. Jess texts Kat and tells her she’s had a major work crisis! She is on her way to Tinga with wine!! Wine always saves the day!I want to go to Tinga if you can bring your own booze there! Jess walks in the restaurant in angry tears because she just got fired. Apparently, sales at the L.A. Morton restaurants are down and it was her responsibility to bring in better numbers. Then there’s some confusing discussion about how Jess has been practically sleeping at the office trying to get some mysterious “packets” done to prove that she’s worth her salary, but her team members submitted the packets to the home office and claimed all the work as their own. I don’t understand … but maybe that’s ’cause I’ve been a stay-at-home mom for too long. Doesn’t Jess have a work computer? Can’t she somehow prove that all the numbers/stats/packets were created on her computer, not created by her team? Seems a little fishy to me … And now you know the rest of the story. Chipmunk got axed because she got on everyone’s nerves.Kat and Brenda are all “Awww! Sorry, Jess! Don’t worry, though. You are surrounded by powerful businesswomen in this industry who can help you network and get a new job.” On the inside, they’re all, “Thank Jehosephat I still have a job”.Nina and Lindsay are going to stage for Chef Josiah Citrin at some eatery called Melisse. They’re both very excited! Can I sidebar here for a minute? The segue music on this show suuuuuuuuuuuuucks! I’m tired of hearing this shiite. I’d rather listen to the music they sell at Barnes & Noble. Can we get a little Yanni up in this bitch? Chef Josiah seems wicked nice and like a really easygoing guy. He has them help him make an edible cocktail by using molecular gastronomy … remember that science stuff from Top Chef? Yep, it’s just as stupid this time. However, Chef Josiah […]