Hey Trashtalkers!! I know it’s only been about a week, but I missed you guys! I also genuinely missed the Miami ladies (I can’t believe I just said that) and am LOVING how cinematic this season looks. Christ, the way they shot Lea making her own bed looked like “The Great Gatsby.” Or maybe that’s just her house. Anywho, I’m loving how lavish this season looks. I’m also loving a respite from the bobbleheads of OC. I find it refreshing that the majority of the Miami ladies are intelligent, successful working women. If they didn’t fight like catbeasts on crack every week, I’d almost call them inspirational. Let’s get started! Lea’s chirping around her home, yodeling for Frida to help with something. It’s the day before the gala and Lea’s stressed trying to hustle as many people and as much money as she can. There’s much talk of charity and doing it for the “kids.” I only mention that because it’s a common theme in this episode, and it’s nauseating in its insincerity. Alexia calls Lea to explain that even though she’s sooooo sick, she will be making the gala. However, Alexis feels the need to tell Lea that she will be attending Gay Polo first. Marysol, Adriana, and Ana have planned an outing in protest of the gala, but Alexia will try to do both, and she just wants Lea to know that spending the first part of her day at a polo match does NOT mean she doesn’t like Lea. Ugh, fuck OFF, Alexia. Lea gives exactly zero fucks about Alexia’s plans during the day and just wants to make sure she’ll be there for the gala at night. It’s clear to Lea that Alexia’s playing both sides, but again: Zero fucks given. Love her for that. Alexia can go build a music studio for her dog for all I care. She’s so completely transparent – if you want to be friends with everyone, just be friends with everyone and shut up about it. Joanna and Lisa are making this work beautifully. If you want to create as much drama and call as much attention to yourself as possible, complain about having to play both sides with anyone who will listen – including those currently at war with each other. She’d like the dramattention with a side of screentime please. With that, we’re onto Lisa and Lenny as they arrive home from a long day of making people stare and wonder who’s had more work done. The conversation moves to their only real storyline this season: Poor Lisa’s Broken Babymaker. I joke, but that does really suck. Lisa’s grown on me so much since her introduction. She is PAINFULLY stupid sometimes and I cry when I think about how we’re the same age, but she’s sweet and sincere, and her husband’s old, ugly and mean. They’ve just returned from their fertility doctor and they’ve decided to move forward with a surrogate. Lisa keeps saying she wants to carry […]
Hey Trashtalkers!! I know it’s only been about a week, but I missed you guys! I also genuinely missed the Miami ladies (I can’t believe I just said that) and am LOVING how cinematic this season looks. Christ, the way they shot Lea making her own bed looked like “The Great Gatsby.” Or maybe that’s just her house. Anywho, I’m loving how lavish this season looks. I’m also loving a respite from the bobbleheads of OC. I find it refreshing that the majority of the Miami ladies are intelligent, successful working women. If they didn’t fight like catbeasts on crack every week, I’d almost call them inspirational. Let’s get started! Lea’s chirping around her home, yodeling for Frida to help with something. It’s the day before the gala and Lea’s stressed trying to hustle as many people and as much money as she can. There’s much talk of charity and doing it for the “kids.” I only mention that because it’s a common theme in this episode, and it’s nauseating in its insincerity. Alexia calls Lea to explain that even though she’s sooooo sick, she will be making the gala. However, Alexis feels the need to tell Lea that she will be attending Gay Polo first. Marysol, Adriana, and Ana have planned an outing in protest of the gala, but Alexia will try to do both, and she just wants Lea to know that spending the first part of her day at a polo match does NOT mean she doesn’t like Lea. Ugh, fuck OFF, Alexia. Lea gives exactly zero fucks about Alexia’s plans during the day and just wants to make sure she’ll be there for the gala at night. It’s clear to Lea that Alexia’s playing both sides, but again: Zero fucks given. Love her for that. Alexia can go build a music studio for her dog for all I care. She’s so completely transparent – if you want to be friends with everyone, just be friends with everyone and shut up about it. Joanna and Lisa are making this work beautifully. If you want to create as much drama and call as much attention to yourself as possible, complain about having to play both sides with anyone who will listen – including those currently at war with each other. She’d like the dramattention with a side of screentime please. With that, we’re onto Lisa and Lenny as they arrive home from a long day of making people stare and wonder who’s had more work done. The conversation moves to their only real storyline this season: Poor Lisa’s Broken Babymaker. I joke, but that does really suck. Lisa’s grown on me so much since her introduction. She is PAINFULLY stupid sometimes and I cry when I think about how we’re the same age, but she’s sweet and sincere, and her husband’s old, ugly and mean. They’ve just returned from their fertility doctor and they’ve decided to move forward with a surrogate. Lisa keeps saying she wants to carry […]