Greetings, Trasherinos! After two pretty boring episodes, let’s hope this one involves some tears, temper tantrums, and douchebaggery. Let’s get right into the episode, shall we? Speaking of tears, temper tantrums, and douchebaggery, we’re hanging out with Josh A. first. By the way, check out his personal blog on Bravo’s website. He has the most comments of anyone, but nearly all of them are negative. There’s one or two people that he seems to be paying to praise him. Oh, let’s be honest. It’s probably Josh himself doing the praising. Anyway, Josh is in the Hollywood Hills for a listing appointment. Vicky and her family have the house listed for $2.25 million and it just sat there for month. Now Josh is coming in to add a little ass holery to the selling process. And act like an ass hole he does. When he meets Vicky’s baby daughter Lexington, he says, “Can I hold it?” He really has the brain of a toddler. Vicky knows Josh has the clientele and knows the area. He’s hoping to find a young Hollywood type who wouldn’t care that there are a lot of stairs in the house. Or, they could just take the elevator. You know, Josh. The one you couldn’t find. Then Lexington spits up on his suit. Vicky, if you’re somehow reading this, I just want to say that your daughter is awesome. Well done. I’m not even being sarcastic. Anyone who spits up on Josh is a friend of mine. Lexington, I love you almost as much as I love Grandma Edith.When it comes to price, Josh wants to drop the price just a little bit to get people looking again. He only wants to go down about $50,000 to $2.199 million. Simply, he needs brokers to have a reason to give this house a second look. Woo! It’s Josh F. (good Josh). He’s visiting with his friend Karen in Bel Air. The estate had been owned by Elvis Presley. Apparently, Karen and her family put their Benedict Canyon house on the market for $5 million and it sold the same down. However, now Josh needs to find her a house before escrow closes so the entire family isn’t homeless. He has four houses between $6-$8 million, but Karen starts laughing. She only wants to put about half the money into her new house and use the rest to buy a commercial property. Also, she’s not staying in Beverly Hills. Josh is horrified to hear that Karen wants to move to the Valley. Karen tells Josh she wants one story, a tennis court, and a pool for between $2-$3 million. Josh doesn’t know much about the Valley, but he knows he can learn quickly. Then he makes the “I’m an idiot savant…well, maybe just an idiot” joke that every single person every has made at some point or another. Knock it off Josh. You’re on this ice with that one. Meanwhile, Madison has his awful facial hair back. He looks so […]
Greetings, Trasherinos! After two pretty boring episodes, let’s hope this one involves some tears, temper tantrums, and douchebaggery. Let’s get right into the episode, shall we? Speaking of tears, temper tantrums, and douchebaggery, we’re hanging out with Josh A. first. By the way, check out his personal blog on Bravo’s website. He has the most comments of anyone, but nearly all of them are negative. There’s one or two people that he seems to be paying to praise him. Oh, let’s be honest. It’s probably Josh himself doing the praising. Anyway, Josh is in the Hollywood Hills for a listing appointment. Vicky and her family have the house listed for $2.25 million and it just sat there for month. Now Josh is coming in to add a little ass holery to the selling process. And act like an ass hole he does. When he meets Vicky’s baby daughter Lexington, he says, “Can I hold it?” He really has the brain of a toddler. Vicky knows Josh has the clientele and knows the area. He’s hoping to find a young Hollywood type who wouldn’t care that there are a lot of stairs in the house. Or, they could just take the elevator. You know, Josh. The one you couldn’t find. Then Lexington spits up on his suit. Vicky, if you’re somehow reading this, I just want to say that your daughter is awesome. Well done. I’m not even being sarcastic. Anyone who spits up on Josh is a friend of mine. Lexington, I love you almost as much as I love Grandma Edith.When it comes to price, Josh wants to drop the price just a little bit to get people looking again. He only wants to go down about $50,000 to $2.199 million. Simply, he needs brokers to have a reason to give this house a second look. Woo! It’s Josh F. (good Josh). He’s visiting with his friend Karen in Bel Air. The estate had been owned by Elvis Presley. Apparently, Karen and her family put their Benedict Canyon house on the market for $5 million and it sold the same down. However, now Josh needs to find her a house before escrow closes so the entire family isn’t homeless. He has four houses between $6-$8 million, but Karen starts laughing. She only wants to put about half the money into her new house and use the rest to buy a commercial property. Also, she’s not staying in Beverly Hills. Josh is horrified to hear that Karen wants to move to the Valley. Karen tells Josh she wants one story, a tennis court, and a pool for between $2-$3 million. Josh doesn’t know much about the Valley, but he knows he can learn quickly. Then he makes the “I’m an idiot savant…well, maybe just an idiot” joke that every single person every has made at some point or another. Knock it off Josh. You’re on this ice with that one. Meanwhile, Madison has his awful facial hair back. He looks so […]