Previously on Cheer Perfection… meh. This week on Cheer Perfection… Well, we’ll see. The Youth Silver is heading back to Texas… this time to Dallas. It’s a 2 day competition. You have to be in the Top 5 on Day 1 in order to perform on Day 2. RD says they have a great chance. Torann appears to have a hangnail. Andrea says that these kids have huge egos and huge heads because they have never lost. Mandy thinks they are way to cocky. Olivia says they are cocky, but admits she doesn’t know what cocky means. I’m assuming Olivia will be spending the evening writing the definition of “cocky” 500 times on a sheet of paper. Alisha has again added more difficulty to their stunts, but she can’t push it too hard or they can get deductions for illegal stunting. Andrea stops by with her big-butted daughter Julia to play with Chanlee on an indoor trampoline. I didn’t notice the little kid having a big butt… that’s what her bug-eyed mom said. Alisha wants the moms to all get along, so Andrea thinks it would be a good idea to take all the moms camping. (Is Chris officially a mom at this point?) Alisha doesn’t think she’s going to go. Andrea thinks they’ll all come home happier and friendlier moms. Um. Yeah. Andrea shares her idea with Ann (who is still wearing her sequin top from episode one). Ann says it sounds stressful because she doesn’t do cabins or bugs… or Torrey. Andrea says that Ann is acting like a snooty New York housewife. I’m going to safely assume that Andrea has never been to New York. Or maybe she means some podunk upstate town where fat women like to eat at least 3 meals a day at Sonic. Somehow Ann manages to insult Michelle who was doing nothing but sitting there with her mouth shut. Mandy overhears it and says it makes her wants to vomit. Shannon shows up and Andrea says Shannon will do great at camping because she’s kind of a lumberjack and kind of a dude. That’s the bug-eyed bitch calling the kettle fat. Road trip: The moms are caravanning to their camping trip. Andrea and Ann are leading the pack and talk about team building exercises. After two hours they make it to Loco Ropes. Bonnie has been invited along even though we have seen hide or hair of her or her daughter, Alayna, all season. Mandy is wisely driving up a little later on her own. They meet Bob, their leader, and he explains what is in store for them. Shannon is wearing her knee brace. And shorts. ‘Nuff said. First up is some log balance things. I don’t think Bob was prepared for a combined weight of over 1,500 lbs. All I can hear is Ann and Andrea screeching. Nonstop. Next up is the trust fall. Andrea offers to fall first with Shannon catching her. Andrea says it was fun. It was […]
Previously on Cheer Perfection… meh. This week on Cheer Perfection… Well, we’ll see. The Youth Silver is heading back to Texas… this time to Dallas. It’s a 2 day competition. You have to be in the Top 5 on Day 1 in order to perform on Day 2. RD says they have a great chance. Torann appears to have a hangnail. Andrea says that these kids have huge egos and huge heads because they have never lost. Mandy thinks they are way to cocky. Olivia says they are cocky, but admits she doesn’t know what cocky means. I’m assuming Olivia will be spending the evening writing the definition of “cocky” 500 times on a sheet of paper. Alisha has again added more difficulty to their stunts, but she can’t push it too hard or they can get deductions for illegal stunting. Andrea stops by with her big-butted daughter Julia to play with Chanlee on an indoor trampoline. I didn’t notice the little kid having a big butt… that’s what her bug-eyed mom said. Alisha wants the moms to all get along, so Andrea thinks it would be a good idea to take all the moms camping. (Is Chris officially a mom at this point?) Alisha doesn’t think she’s going to go. Andrea thinks they’ll all come home happier and friendlier moms. Um. Yeah. Andrea shares her idea with Ann (who is still wearing her sequin top from episode one). Ann says it sounds stressful because she doesn’t do cabins or bugs… or Torrey. Andrea says that Ann is acting like a snooty New York housewife. I’m going to safely assume that Andrea has never been to New York. Or maybe she means some podunk upstate town where fat women like to eat at least 3 meals a day at Sonic. Somehow Ann manages to insult Michelle who was doing nothing but sitting there with her mouth shut. Mandy overhears it and says it makes her wants to vomit. Shannon shows up and Andrea says Shannon will do great at camping because she’s kind of a lumberjack and kind of a dude. That’s the bug-eyed bitch calling the kettle fat. Road trip: The moms are caravanning to their camping trip. Andrea and Ann are leading the pack and talk about team building exercises. After two hours they make it to Loco Ropes. Bonnie has been invited along even though we have seen hide or hair of her or her daughter, Alayna, all season. Mandy is wisely driving up a little later on her own. They meet Bob, their leader, and he explains what is in store for them. Shannon is wearing her knee brace. And shorts. ‘Nuff said. First up is some log balance things. I don’t think Bob was prepared for a combined weight of over 1,500 lbs. All I can hear is Ann and Andrea screeching. Nonstop. Next up is the trust fall. Andrea offers to fall first with Shannon catching her. Andrea says it was fun. It was […]