Celebitchy – Bobby Brown Had Sex With a Ghost & Other Revelations From His 20/20 Interview
Was the ghost Denny from Grey’s Anatomy? Was this a one-night haunting situation, or did Bobby organize a seance to contact the ghost about meeting up for brunch?
TMZ – Justin Bieber Throws Down in Huge Fist Fight
The wee baby Justin’s security team knows better than to let him stay up past his bedtime…he gets so cranky. This whole fracas could have been avoided with a blankie and story time.
E! Online – Audrina Patridge Reveals No One From The Hills is Invited to Her Wedding
Wait, are you telling me that scripted relationships set to generic pop punk songs have an expiration date? Nothing makes sense anymore. On the plus side, no one is going to have to get strong-armed into going in on that set of sugar tongs with Heidi and Spencer.
Jezebel – British Newspaper Provides Helpful Guide to TV Nudity
The spirits of Edward R. Murrow and David Frost live on with the Telegraph. They say journalism is dying, but the British papers are still bringing you hard-hitting news. I mean rock hard (wink). Keeping the public informed, one TV peen at a time.
Reality Tea – Sonja Morgan Thinks Dorinda Medley Loves Being in the Center of Drama
That’s weird. I thought people appeared on Bravo shows to drink tea at the club, and go antiquing. Being in the center of drama is where you want to be, it’s like the eye of the storm, if the eye of the storm is a camera that gets you more screen time.