Hey guys!!!
OMG THE FEEDS OMG THE FEEDS. Ok so I casually turned on the feeds and shit guys. Things are happening. We actually may finally have a good week!!!! I’ll talk about it more later because it makes more sense in the context of the actual timeline of things AKA it happened after the veto ceremony. Anyways, just when I thought I was getting stuck in the monotony of this show AKA this episode is still kinda gets interesting beside the fact that Paulie continues to become an even uglier person, the executives make me want to vomit, Z is basically a domestic abuse victim and Bubbles Bridgette is still a depressed sweatshirt monster.
Previously on Biiiiiiiiiigggg Brother: The boys made a alliance, BroViktor won HoH in a series on ironically placed internet troll hashtags to the face, Michelle cried, James tattled and Paulie decided it may be time to go for the Big Meech (boooo I like her emotional breakdowns because of her ugly cry face) and Michelle and Z got nominated.
How I feel watching this episode
Why was Viktor so meaaaaaaaannnn?????
The leftover girls all gather and try and comfort the clearly upset Meech in a semi sweet gesture…. meanwhile the pitiful excuses of men decide to laugh about the entire situation and have a party.
Yay we emotionally destroyed someone with “friendship”
Finally some of the boys decide to feign ignorance and go and comfort Meech. However, Meech in her delusicional emotional breakdown says that she doesn’t understand why she is being targeted when the person who backdoored BroVik is now getting his ass kicked
Yasssss queen, blow up Paulie’s game!!!!
Is Meech actually the most clued in at the moment???
Meech is convinced someone said something to BroVik so she thinks its time to basically show everyone that Paulie is controlling everyone.
What the fuck are those sideburns??? Ugh even the muscles are gone at this point.
Paulie and Z talk later and Paulie assures Z that she is safe because Meech is digging herself a hole by running her mouth. Z flat out asks Paulie if he would take her down if he won the veto
crickets….. crickets….. crickets….. sure. Sidenote: someone likes pearl necklaces Teehee
Zakeeeeeyya sees through his bullshit though and says that she doesn’t believe a word he says. Later she and Big Meech hang out in the Have-Not room and discuss how Paulie clearly doesn’t give a shit about them because he could have swayed BroVik away from nominating them (or at least Z, as Michelle points out). MVP of the episode, Michelle is on a mission to expose Paulie. Slay them all!!!!!
Z is playing a dumb bimbo this episode and talking in a baby prostitute voice (I thought Bronte was eliminated weeks ago???). She and Paulie are playing pool outside and she can barely get all the balls into the triangle to set up the game
Derrrrrrrrr. God I hope she is just pretending to be this dumb.
I think its an act. She does try and give Paulie a chance to fess up to getting her nominated but of course he lies and gets mad at Meech for running her mouth. So much so that when he and Paul talk later all his does say Michelle must go Michelle must go Michelle must go.
Selfish Troll
Ugh this whole episode is about Paulie. Get his ugly off my screen. I’d much rather watch sad sad sad Bubbles than watch him run his mouth. Paulie next goes to James to convince him to use his vote cancelling power to sway the vote toward Michelle going home. James isn’t too keen on using the power at all because he doesn’t want anyone to be mad at him for using the power. Good call sir.
So we finally get to pick players for the veto comp. BroVik selects Nicole, Meech picks James, Z picks Houseguests choice and like a good domestic abuse victim, chooses Paulie.
Look at that A frame hug. It’s not gay if our penises are super far away
Floaters grab a lifevest….. KRISTIN! I miss Rachel
Yayyyyy! This is another one of my favorite veto comps. The hide and go veto AKA James trashes the house. This is how it works, one at a time they get to hide a veto card in the house, then they will search for them until only 1 card is still unfound. That person wins!!!! Oh and James will completely trash the house just because he’s James
Everyone hides their card and to be fair Paulie actually has a pretty good hiding spot in the middle of the nominations table.
HAHAHA James
Never change
Nicole finds the first veto card (BroVik’s in Bubbles’ dufflebag)
Nicole also finds card #2 in the safari room (Z’s)
Crouching Michelle Hidden Veto Card
James finally finds another veto card after over an hour of searching (Meech’s)