Welcome back, Trashiis! Are you getting used to the new site? We’re still working out some of the kinks, but we should have it together soon. Thanks for sticking with us! Now, are you ready to watch Mistresses? Let’s go! Harry is cooking breakfast and Joss bounces in dressed like Aerobics Barbie, once again proving that she’s a big old liar because she promised Savvy she wouldn’t barge in the kitchen during breakfast anymore. She gleefully announces that she’s not hungover like she deserves a medal or something. She immediately steals the breakfast Harry has just made for himself and tells him to take it as a compliment. Bitch. Joss is going hiking with “Alex the Lesbian” (thanks for that, Harry) and Harry is surprised because Joss doesn’t have any friends. Poor delusional Joss retorts that Karen and April are her friends, but Harry is right there to correct her that they’re actually Savvy’s friends. Aw, hating Joss must be a universal thing! Harry says that Savvy is in an early meeting, but we all know that has to be a lie, because Savvy is never honest about anything with Harry. Joss, minus the having two friends part Savvy is at the gynecologist getting congratulated for being “officially” pregnant, whatever that means. She looks like she’s going to vomit, but doc just assumes it’s shock and relief from all the time they spent trying for a baby. Is this her same gyno from earlier? I remembered her as a man. Doc prescribes Savvy prenatal vitamins (you need a prescription for those?) and wants a detailed medical history of Savvy and Harry. Doesn’t she have that already? That’s really weird to me, but I’ve never been pregnant. I am so excited to have this baby After her early meeting, Savvy puts on an actually work-appropriate dress and goes to have coffee at April’s furniture café. The girls are telling April that hot dad Rich is an idiot for not wanting to deal with her issues even though he admits she’s gorgeous. If they were actually her friends, they’d stop enabling her and tell her that yeah, she seriously does need to work on herself before she’s going to be any good for another person. Alas, in superficial land (hey L.A!), all that matters is that’s she beautiful and rich. Joss asks Savvy how her meeting was and Savvy momentarily freaks out. Girl. If you’re going to lie, you have to remember your lie! April and Karen immediately notice, but Joss lives in a bubble of narcissistic delusion and merely announces that she’s ready to go hiking. More proof that they’re horrible friends? They let Joss go outside in these pants
Welcome back, Trashiis! Are you getting used to the new site? We’re still working out some of the kinks, but we should have it together soon. Thanks for sticking with us! Now, are you ready to watch Mistresses? Let’s go! Harry is cooking breakfast and Joss bounces in dressed like Aerobics Barbie, once again proving that she’s a big old liar because she promised Savvy she wouldn’t barge in the kitchen during breakfast anymore. She gleefully announces that she’s not hungover like she deserves a medal or something. She immediately steals the breakfast Harry has just made for himself and tells him to take it as a compliment. Bitch. Joss is going hiking with “Alex the Lesbian” (thanks for that, Harry) and Harry is surprised because Joss doesn’t have any friends. Poor delusional Joss retorts that Karen and April are her friends, but Harry is right there to correct her that they’re actually Savvy’s friends. Aw, hating Joss must be a universal thing! Harry says that Savvy is in an early meeting, but we all know that has to be a lie, because Savvy is never honest about anything with Harry. Joss, minus the having two friends part Savvy is at the gynecologist getting congratulated for being “officially” pregnant, whatever that means. She looks like she’s going to vomit, but doc just assumes it’s shock and relief from all the time they spent trying for a baby. Is this her same gyno from earlier? I remembered her as a man. Doc prescribes Savvy prenatal vitamins (you need a prescription for those?) and wants a detailed medical history of Savvy and Harry. Doesn’t she have that already? That’s really weird to me, but I’ve never been pregnant. I am so excited to have this baby After her early meeting, Savvy puts on an actually work-appropriate dress and goes to have coffee at April’s furniture café. The girls are telling April that hot dad Rich is an idiot for not wanting to deal with her issues even though he admits she’s gorgeous. If they were actually her friends, they’d stop enabling her and tell her that yeah, she seriously does need to work on herself before she’s going to be any good for another person. Alas, in superficial land (hey L.A!), all that matters is that’s she beautiful and rich. Joss asks Savvy how her meeting was and Savvy momentarily freaks out. Girl. If you’re going to lie, you have to remember your lie! April and Karen immediately notice, but Joss lives in a bubble of narcissistic delusion and merely announces that she’s ready to go hiking. More proof that they’re horrible friends? They let Joss go outside in these pants