Last week, the girls argued about being late which in turn made them even later for their road trip to Savannah. The group, plus NeNe’s friend Mynique, are finally on the road once NeNe calms Kenya and Kandi down by promising to have a married man and a bucket of hot dogs available for them respectively. Phaedra is pumping her “organic chocolate milk” and Kenya says that it doesn’t make sense since her baby’s not there. It also doesn’t make sense that someone who’s never breastfed would speak with such authority on the subject but that’s just my silly opinion. They explain to her that it has to come out whether the baby is there or not. “Can you explain that again? I only have one brain cell.” Then they start discussing sex. Kandi says that she can’t have sex as often as she wants to and NeNe says that although she has a career she does it at least once a week. Porsha jumps in and says that if they’re not doing it 3-4 times a week then he wasn’t really yours and you can’t be mad if he strays. Porsha says that all wives should be submissive to the right man. Mynique says that she’s done Chuck every other day for 13 years. Kandi realizes that she’s the current wife of an ex from 20 years ago. NeNe says she needs to work and spreading her legs isn’t at the top of her list. It should be; I hope the carpet matches those bleached drapes. It seems like Porsha and Mynique are/were in similar relationships. They’re both married to former athletes. Both stayed at home and both are big on respecting their husbands. However, Kenya brings up what Porsha said last year about Kordell “letting” her go on the trip to Vegas. Mynique clarifies that she doesn’t have to get permission to do anything or go anywhere; it’s just a matter of having a respectful conversation. Porsha starts crying. This chick is not cut out for reality TV or life. As she cries, it also looks like spackle is coming down her face. She says that they understand where Mynique is coming from but they don’t understand her and thought she was controlled and abused. She does see some of what they said about her relationship regarding abuse etc…and now sees that it’s true. They console her and told her that she did what she could to save her marriage and it just didn’t work. “My marriage didn’t work…much like my waterproof foundation.” They get to Wedding Cake mansion and are greeted by Tammy Jo who looks a lot like the failed wedding planner form NeNe’s spinoff. “You fired my daughter. Sleep with one eye open, bitch.” Kenya asks if NeNe wants to guide them through the house but Kandi immediately heads upstairs to claim her room. She ends up claiming the master bedroom and everyone feels that she was wrong for taking the room that belonged to […]
Last week, the girls argued about being late which in turn made them even later for their road trip to Savannah. The group, plus NeNe’s friend Mynique, are finally on the road once NeNe calms Kenya and Kandi down by promising to have a married man and a bucket of hot dogs available for them respectively. Phaedra is pumping her “organic chocolate milk” and Kenya says that it doesn’t make sense since her baby’s not there. It also doesn’t make sense that someone who’s never breastfed would speak with such authority on the subject but that’s just my silly opinion. They explain to her that it has to come out whether the baby is there or not. “Can you explain that again? I only have one brain cell.” Then they start discussing sex. Kandi says that she can’t have sex as often as she wants to and NeNe says that although she has a career she does it at least once a week. Porsha jumps in and says that if they’re not doing it 3-4 times a week then he wasn’t really yours and you can’t be mad if he strays. Porsha says that all wives should be submissive to the right man. Mynique says that she’s done Chuck every other day for 13 years. Kandi realizes that she’s the current wife of an ex from 20 years ago. NeNe says she needs to work and spreading her legs isn’t at the top of her list. It should be; I hope the carpet matches those bleached drapes. It seems like Porsha and Mynique are/were in similar relationships. They’re both married to former athletes. Both stayed at home and both are big on respecting their husbands. However, Kenya brings up what Porsha said last year about Kordell “letting” her go on the trip to Vegas. Mynique clarifies that she doesn’t have to get permission to do anything or go anywhere; it’s just a matter of having a respectful conversation. Porsha starts crying. This chick is not cut out for reality TV or life. As she cries, it also looks like spackle is coming down her face. She says that they understand where Mynique is coming from but they don’t understand her and thought she was controlled and abused. She does see some of what they said about her relationship regarding abuse etc…and now sees that it’s true. They console her and told her that she did what she could to save her marriage and it just didn’t work. “My marriage didn’t work…much like my waterproof foundation.” They get to Wedding Cake mansion and are greeted by Tammy Jo who looks a lot like the failed wedding planner form NeNe’s spinoff. “You fired my daughter. Sleep with one eye open, bitch.” Kenya asks if NeNe wants to guide them through the house but Kandi immediately heads upstairs to claim her room. She ends up claiming the master bedroom and everyone feels that she was wrong for taking the room that belonged to […]