Hola Trashies! Welcome to the final episode of Season 5, and we’re using our Way Way Back Machine to catch up with some previous businesses that Tabatha has blessed with her direct and gloriously bitchy rehabbing skills. The episode begins with Tabatha telling us that she loves her job and going to all these different businesses. She tells us that during this journey, she wants to do more than help their business – but to change their lives as well. Did she? Let’s find out. I will belittle you and then make your life better. Unlike your mother who will just belittle you and make you feel bad about yourself. I offer a constructive emotional take-down, with a beautiful Australian accent. So you know, this recap took forever because there’s A LOT of rehashing before we get to the actual updates. It was exhausting. It was basically rewatching four new episodes and then a small snippet of a recap. Why? Because good news is not exciting, and Tabatha is the “business rehab fairy.” Sorry to spoil it so early for you, but basically Tabatha made a good impression on all involved. So let’s get started. Our first blast from the past is Flavio’s beauty salon. Poor Flavio is seriously old. He’s been in the business for 60 years and his daughter runs the school mostly now. Flavio and Tabatha are smitten as kittens with each other, and it’s adorable how much she likes him. So sweet. However, when Tabatha first met them, Tiana was running it into the ground. They needed over 500 students to make money and there were only 130. Yikes. Flavio is going to be on the street if Tabs doesn’t knock some sense into Tania. The students that are there aren’t getting a quality education and Flavio is so old he can’t manage it the way he wants. There’s lots of mistakes being made and the hair that is coming out of there is horrifying The expression on this mannequin’s face says it all. HELP ME! Plus the teachers are all jacked up and lazy, especially one who is hilariously named Mr. P. This guy was nasty and defiant and just DID NOT give shit. With that attitude, he should have been working at the DMV. Listen, I’m going on break. You can wait online to get your DL photo taken until I finish this Subway Meatball Sub, and SHUT YO MOUTH. Punk. Tabatha did a great job rehabbing this place. She took them to Paul Mitchell hair salon and gave all the teachers the boost they needed. Tiana also told Tabs that she was going to get her cosmetology license. So how are they now? Is Flavio alive? (dude, he’s OLD!) Did Tiana get her license? Did Mr. P. get a job at the Post Office? Well, we see that Tiana got a makeover and she tells us that the school is doing extremely well. They’re at full capacity and that students from other schools are rushing over in droves to [...]
Hola Trashies! Welcome to the final episode of Season 5, and we’re using our Way Way Back Machine to catch up with some previous businesses that Tabatha has blessed with her direct and gloriously bitchy rehabbing skills. The episode begins with Tabatha telling us that she loves her job and going to all these different businesses. She tells us that during this journey, she wants to do more than help their business – but to change their lives as well. Did she? Let’s find out. I will belittle you and then make your life better. Unlike your mother who will just belittle you and make you feel bad about yourself. I offer a constructive emotional take-down, with a beautiful Australian accent. So you know, this recap took forever because there’s A LOT of rehashing before we get to the actual updates. It was exhausting. It was basically rewatching four new episodes and then a small snippet of a recap. Why? Because good news is not exciting, and Tabatha is the “business rehab fairy.” Sorry to spoil it so early for you, but basically Tabatha made a good impression on all involved. So let’s get started. Our first blast from the past is Flavio’s beauty salon. Poor Flavio is seriously old. He’s been in the business for 60 years and his daughter runs the school mostly now. Flavio and Tabatha are smitten as kittens with each other, and it’s adorable how much she likes him. So sweet. However, when Tabatha first met them, Tiana was running it into the ground. They needed over 500 students to make money and there were only 130. Yikes. Flavio is going to be on the street if Tabs doesn’t knock some sense into Tania. The students that are there aren’t getting a quality education and Flavio is so old he can’t manage it the way he wants. There’s lots of mistakes being made and the hair that is coming out of there is horrifying The expression on this mannequin’s face says it all. HELP ME! Plus the teachers are all jacked up and lazy, especially one who is hilariously named Mr. P. This guy was nasty and defiant and just DID NOT give shit. With that attitude, he should have been working at the DMV. Listen, I’m going on break. You can wait online to get your DL photo taken until I finish this Subway Meatball Sub, and SHUT YO MOUTH. Punk. Tabatha did a great job rehabbing this place. She took them to Paul Mitchell hair salon and gave all the teachers the boost they needed. Tiana also told Tabs that she was going to get her cosmetology license. So how are they now? Is Flavio alive? (dude, he’s OLD!) Did Tiana get her license? Did Mr. P. get a job at the Post Office? Well, we see that Tiana got a makeover and she tells us that the school is doing extremely well. They’re at full capacity and that students from other schools are rushing over in droves to [...]