Hola Trashies! I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season that included a few days off of work, family and alcohol. I know in my case, I need the days off and the alcohol to cope with all the family. During the holidays, I kinda roll like GG – boozed up, and like MJ – zoned out. Cuz at some point – I’m just at my limit and want to rip your tits off and slap you with them. Um, okay maybe that’s just GG. So this latest episode of Shahs opens with Reza and Adam taking a stroll through the mall to buy items for the “housewarming party.” Reza reads everyone’s minds when he says that a year ago nobody would believe that he and Adam are still together. Amen. Who knew Adam was so much TALLER than Reza? And why does that amuse me so? Adam just hasn’t figured out he can do better yet. And if anybody thought for a hot second that this was just a “random trip to the mall,” your naivete is laughable when they “happen upon” a vending machine that sells caviar. This bitch Reza, he knows a good filmable moment. You know some PA saw online that they sold caviar out of a vending machine and been sitting on this moment for at least a season or two anyway. Also, notice this stupid vending machine is empty except for the top row. What? $3,000 caviar doesn’t sell in the Valley like a Coke Zero? Who knew!According to Reza, every good Persian rolls with a wad of cash in your pocket – apparently $3500, because that’s what a tin of fish eggs will set you back. First of all, beluga caviar is very bad for the environment (seriously, all the fish are dying off because YUM! FISH Eggs!) and secondly, it’s very delicious. It is! But $3500? Reza could buy himself some gold. Whatever, this is stupid. Also, he pays for this shit in cash. None of this makes any sense. Also, if you ever see Reza, you should mug him. Because apparently he has a lot of cash on him. Did nobody else think that when they saw this, or just me? Yes, show everyone who watches TV how much cash you carry on you at all times. Someone mug him just on principal alone.Reza tells us that he wants the caviar to be the “attraction” at his dinner party, but I think he is thinking of the wrong word. I think the word he wants to use is “pretentious,” no wait. Maybe, “braggart.” Hmmmm, “Obnoxious Pretentious Braggart?” Three words? GG and Asa go to Tai Chi, because as Asa tells us, GG has “Major impulse control issues.” The producers helpfully play clips back of GG losing her shit and threatening to cut everyone to hammer home the point. Poor GG. She really is trying, but can’t help her craziness. Tai Chi is being run by a hippy with dreds (of course). […]
Hola Trashies! I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season that included a few days off of work, family and alcohol. I know in my case, I need the days off and the alcohol to cope with all the family. During the holidays, I kinda roll like GG – boozed up, and like MJ – zoned out. Cuz at some point – I’m just at my limit and want to rip your tits off and slap you with them. Um, okay maybe that’s just GG. So this latest episode of Shahs opens with Reza and Adam taking a stroll through the mall to buy items for the “housewarming party.” Reza reads everyone’s minds when he says that a year ago nobody would believe that he and Adam are still together. Amen. Who knew Adam was so much TALLER than Reza? And why does that amuse me so? Adam just hasn’t figured out he can do better yet. And if anybody thought for a hot second that this was just a “random trip to the mall,” your naivete is laughable when they “happen upon” a vending machine that sells caviar. This bitch Reza, he knows a good filmable moment. You know some PA saw online that they sold caviar out of a vending machine and been sitting on this moment for at least a season or two anyway. Also, notice this stupid vending machine is empty except for the top row. What? $3,000 caviar doesn’t sell in the Valley like a Coke Zero? Who knew!According to Reza, every good Persian rolls with a wad of cash in your pocket – apparently $3500, because that’s what a tin of fish eggs will set you back. First of all, beluga caviar is very bad for the environment (seriously, all the fish are dying off because YUM! FISH Eggs!) and secondly, it’s very delicious. It is! But $3500? Reza could buy himself some gold. Whatever, this is stupid. Also, he pays for this shit in cash. None of this makes any sense. Also, if you ever see Reza, you should mug him. Because apparently he has a lot of cash on him. Did nobody else think that when they saw this, or just me? Yes, show everyone who watches TV how much cash you carry on you at all times. Someone mug him just on principal alone.Reza tells us that he wants the caviar to be the “attraction” at his dinner party, but I think he is thinking of the wrong word. I think the word he wants to use is “pretentious,” no wait. Maybe, “braggart.” Hmmmm, “Obnoxious Pretentious Braggart?” Three words? GG and Asa go to Tai Chi, because as Asa tells us, GG has “Major impulse control issues.” The producers helpfully play clips back of GG losing her shit and threatening to cut everyone to hammer home the point. Poor GG. She really is trying, but can’t help her craziness. Tai Chi is being run by a hippy with dreds (of course). […]