Tonight’s episode brought to you by the letter: PENIS Marisol Taylor takes Marisol with her to the grocery store and makes her explain what everything except a potato is. There they run into Olivia who lets it slip that Taylor used to be an escort. What? A young pretty girl married to an older wealthy man may have a sketchy past?! Taylor is freaked out and sad, mostly because her only friend is her maid. Marisol convinces Taylor to tell Michael so they can get out ahead of it. Michael is embarrassed and wants to move to New York because people in Beverly Hills will talk . . . about how they were right about Taylor in the first place. Marisol goes to Olivia and bitches about Taylor. It’s supposed to be made up bitching so she can get more information, but she’s very quick and convincing… Olivia lets it slip that she knew about Taylor being a hooker because Adrian Powell hired her once. Turns out Adrian likes to hire hookers for his friends, get them drunk, then secretly watch them get down. Oh, so that stench coming off him is perv, not grease… or maybe it’s both. Marisol convinces Olivia not to tell, so Taylor doesn’t have to worry about hiring another maid/friend in New York. Carla/Valentina Genevieve sends Carla on an errand so she can play fairy godmother to Valentina getting together with Remi. Valentina helps Remi pack up the rest of his belongings at his frat house, and turns him on by mending one of his shirts. Later he asks Carla about getting Valentina a gift as a thank you, and she realizes that she’s been played. Carla confronts Genevieve like a woman who doesn’t need to work for a living. It’s revealed that Carla and Genevieve’s brother had a thing going on, but he left her for another maid Genevieve introduced him to. So, Remi and Valentina are cousins, maybe? Still gross, but slightly less gross than siblings. Carmen Omg, y’all, we ACTUALLY see this heifer working for once! Carmen gets a call from a famous producer that wants to meet her. Carmen manipulates Sam into driving her to meet the producer in Alejandro’s Rolls Royce. Carmen plays her music for the skeevy record producer who tells her that she needs to sing in English and drop her accent. He offers to take her to lunch, and she offers the Rolls as their escort. Sam is forced to play driver while the record producer gets super date rapey in the back. Date Rapey Record Producer gives Sam directions back to his place, and Carmen tells him to go. See, Carmen, this is how you get someone in the music business to pay attention to you. Sam can tell that the Date Rapey Record Producer totally has the herp, so he washes his hands of Carmen. Rosie Rosie gets a letter in the mail that the coyote laywer wants more money to bring her son to [...]
Tonight’s episode brought to you by the letter: PENIS Marisol Taylor takes Marisol with her to the grocery store and makes her explain what everything except a potato is. There they run into Olivia who lets it slip that Taylor used to be an escort. What? A young pretty girl married to an older wealthy man may have a sketchy past?! Taylor is freaked out and sad, mostly because her only friend is her maid. Marisol convinces Taylor to tell Michael so they can get out ahead of it. Michael is embarrassed and wants to move to New York because people in Beverly Hills will talk . . . about how they were right about Taylor in the first place. Marisol goes to Olivia and bitches about Taylor. It’s supposed to be made up bitching so she can get more information, but she’s very quick and convincing… Olivia lets it slip that she knew about Taylor being a hooker because Adrian Powell hired her once. Turns out Adrian likes to hire hookers for his friends, get them drunk, then secretly watch them get down. Oh, so that stench coming off him is perv, not grease… or maybe it’s both. Marisol convinces Olivia not to tell, so Taylor doesn’t have to worry about hiring another maid/friend in New York. Carla/Valentina Genevieve sends Carla on an errand so she can play fairy godmother to Valentina getting together with Remi. Valentina helps Remi pack up the rest of his belongings at his frat house, and turns him on by mending one of his shirts. Later he asks Carla about getting Valentina a gift as a thank you, and she realizes that she’s been played. Carla confronts Genevieve like a woman who doesn’t need to work for a living. It’s revealed that Carla and Genevieve’s brother had a thing going on, but he left her for another maid Genevieve introduced him to. So, Remi and Valentina are cousins, maybe? Still gross, but slightly less gross than siblings. Carmen Omg, y’all, we ACTUALLY see this heifer working for once! Carmen gets a call from a famous producer that wants to meet her. Carmen manipulates Sam into driving her to meet the producer in Alejandro’s Rolls Royce. Carmen plays her music for the skeevy record producer who tells her that she needs to sing in English and drop her accent. He offers to take her to lunch, and she offers the Rolls as their escort. Sam is forced to play driver while the record producer gets super date rapey in the back. Date Rapey Record Producer gives Sam directions back to his place, and Carmen tells him to go. See, Carmen, this is how you get someone in the music business to pay attention to you. Sam can tell that the Date Rapey Record Producer totally has the herp, so he washes his hands of Carmen. Rosie Rosie gets a letter in the mail that the coyote laywer wants more money to bring her son to [...]