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Quick, what’s the stupidest most aggressively obnoxious thing Justin Bieber could do? Did you guess piss in a mop bucket in a restaurant kitchen? You did? You saw the headline, huh? Yeah, it gets your attention. Anyway, TMZ is running a story that earlier this year Justin and the rest of his saggy pants wearing rhesus monkey troop were walking through a restaurant kitchen, when Justinio felt the need to get rid of a few of those Coke Zero’s he’d been sucking down earlier in the night. TMZ has the story (and a video if you really need to see Justin Bieber whizzing in a mop bucket). But rather than go to a bathroom like a civilized person, Bieber — wearing pants that should literally be illegal — whipped out his junk and whizzed into a yellow mop bucket used to clean the restaurant’s floors … meaning whoever’s job it was to mop the place up had to physically change Bieber’s disgusting piss water Yeah, that’s bad, but save your outrage for later please, because the Vinnie Bieberino isn’t quite finished being a dick just yet. Oh yeah, at the end of the video, Bieber sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with cleaning liquid for some reason … saying, “F*** Bill Clinton!” Wow, just wow. I don’t know about you, but I’ve reached the point where I don’t even think Justin Bieber is a real person anymore. He seems like some sort of weird performance art piece that James Franco thought up.