We’re back in Jersey for another episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. What’s up with the Wakiles is now Cooking with Kat. She’s puttering around her new “test kitchen”, telling us the one good thing about it is that when she and Lebanese Dilbert are arguing about the business (that he’s financing), she can escape to her test kitchen (that he’s financing). That’s the one good thing. That’s it. Not that it’s the next step in her parking lot cannoli world domination plan or anything – just a little escape from her generous husband. In other words, Kat’s still an ungrateful ass. The rest of the chickens are coming over for a visit. Caro prances in wearing thigh high boots. Someone’s trying get their man to not want to go to NYC. And then she says something smart about the new kitchen – “What’s the negative?” Exactly. The phone rings and it’s Rosie. Kat informs the chickens of Ro’s meeting with Ter the night before. ”A sit down?” asks Caro excitedly. Well, whatever it is, just be sure to keep us out of it. That’s why we’re here. To continue to stay out of it. Rosie shows up and continues to bask in the glow of her brush with the real start of the show. She fake grumbles her way through recounting THE SITDOWN, proudly recalling how they got in each other’s faces and gleaming with pride over her moment of slamming her hand on the table. Baby, you’re a staaaaaaar! Then we get to the part about the holistic retreat, and Ro sheepishly informs them that they’re all slated to go. ”To the gates of hell!” Jacquee yells then laughs hysterically at her brilliant wit. Then she says that Ter just wants to blame it all on her. Is your name Melissa Gorga? Then no, it’s not about you. She concludes that Ro should keep it out of her life. Caro agrees. Do you like being on TV? Cause this is the price you pay for it. Pack your bags, girls. We don’t really hear Ter’s side of things. Guess a sitdown with Ro doesn’t really rate. First we are making sausages with the entire Guidice family. And Nono is there! He’s looking good. Gia doesn’t want to wear her Fabulicious branded apron. The Brown Smurf is annoyed at her about it, but Ter informs him that it’s just because she’s going through “prooberty”. Milania confuses this to mean pregnancy. Ter tells us how happy she is that Nono is out of the hospital and that she would never talk to her father the way Midge does. We flashback to THE CHRISTENING, the greatest reality TV moment ever, and Nono telling Midge to “go cry to your mother.” But before we get too deep into this, let’s also catch up with Lebanese Dilbert and Midge who are golfing. I wonder if Ter will come up in this conversation? Why, yes. We learn the most disgusting thing ever, that when [...]
We’re back in Jersey for another episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. What’s up with the Wakiles is now Cooking with Kat. She’s puttering around her new “test kitchen”, telling us the one good thing about it is that when she and Lebanese Dilbert are arguing about the business (that he’s financing), she can escape to her test kitchen (that he’s financing). That’s the one good thing. That’s it. Not that it’s the next step in her parking lot cannoli world domination plan or anything – just a little escape from her generous husband. In other words, Kat’s still an ungrateful ass. The rest of the chickens are coming over for a visit. Caro prances in wearing thigh high boots. Someone’s trying get their man to not want to go to NYC. And then she says something smart about the new kitchen – “What’s the negative?” Exactly. The phone rings and it’s Rosie. Kat informs the chickens of Ro’s meeting with Ter the night before. ”A sit down?” asks Caro excitedly. Well, whatever it is, just be sure to keep us out of it. That’s why we’re here. To continue to stay out of it. Rosie shows up and continues to bask in the glow of her brush with the real start of the show. She fake grumbles her way through recounting THE SITDOWN, proudly recalling how they got in each other’s faces and gleaming with pride over her moment of slamming her hand on the table. Baby, you’re a staaaaaaar! Then we get to the part about the holistic retreat, and Ro sheepishly informs them that they’re all slated to go. ”To the gates of hell!” Jacquee yells then laughs hysterically at her brilliant wit. Then she says that Ter just wants to blame it all on her. Is your name Melissa Gorga? Then no, it’s not about you. She concludes that Ro should keep it out of her life. Caro agrees. Do you like being on TV? Cause this is the price you pay for it. Pack your bags, girls. We don’t really hear Ter’s side of things. Guess a sitdown with Ro doesn’t really rate. First we are making sausages with the entire Guidice family. And Nono is there! He’s looking good. Gia doesn’t want to wear her Fabulicious branded apron. The Brown Smurf is annoyed at her about it, but Ter informs him that it’s just because she’s going through “prooberty”. Milania confuses this to mean pregnancy. Ter tells us how happy she is that Nono is out of the hospital and that she would never talk to her father the way Midge does. We flashback to THE CHRISTENING, the greatest reality TV moment ever, and Nono telling Midge to “go cry to your mother.” But before we get too deep into this, let’s also catch up with Lebanese Dilbert and Midge who are golfing. I wonder if Ter will come up in this conversation? Why, yes. We learn the most disgusting thing ever, that when [...]