Phew, ok, I spent a fraught few hours trying to find my notes for ep 15, until I realised I’d only minicapped 13+14, and I hadn’t actually seen ep 15 yet. Two hours I spent searching every site I know, wondering why ep 15 and 16 had been pulled. Yay for organization. Which I don’t have. You might laugh, but I still have a ‘Orange is the New Black’ recap to do. Which I encourage you to read! My bleatings aside, there is a recap. Of the whole season so far, so we know it’s now halfway through. It’s kinda a ‘people cooked stuff, some people cried, Gordy mocked them, here we are!’ thing. On to the precap! Yva Longoria! Now, last week, I genuinely thought I’d be excited to see her guest. The bitter regrets of youth. Oh, and there is a ‘shocking elimination’ – that means one of the heavyweight mini’s, presumably. *If* it is actually shocking. The later series of Stargate suffered big budget cutsThe Masterchef symbol appears and we press on. Jordan pipes up – oh but first we have some business to attend to. Cattyfan quite rightly corrected me on my use of ‘Vox pop’ – but then they said they’d turn it’s appearance into a drinking game soo ‘vox pop vox pop vox pop vox pop vox pop vox pop’. Right about now is the appropriate time to ask Cattyfan for a loan, I think they’ll be your best friend now. Ahem, anyway, Jordan has piped up to say that he wants Natasha, DJC and Lynn out. He doesn’t mention Princess Peach, his most obvious opposition. She is just immune to everything. Like a Teflon coated Mother Theresa. (Don’t mention the dodgy clinics) Savannah thinks it might be a cow under the box. Sticking a cow in a box that size is only legal in France, so no. It’s Yva Longoria. The mini’s say how excited they are. Natasha manages to say ‘she [Yva] has cooking in her life’. What? That’s the bar? Ok hands up who doesn’t eat, because only people that don’t eat, don’t have cooking in their life. Unless you hunt down animals and eat them raw. Please don’t answer that. Gordy namechecks Yva’s new ‘Feminine take on a male steakhouse’. I have no idea what this means. No idea. I want to go there now to see, but I’m afraid it’ll just be a pink steakhouse. Did you know a hundred or so years ago, pink was the ‘male’ color, and blue the ‘female’ color? Just shows how bullshit the idea of a gendered steak house is. It would be nice if we could all grow up and live in the 21st century. Can you put the Mad Women Back in the Box Please?Apparently, Yva ‘comes from a family of home cooks’. Like every other living human being on the planet. But its a mystery box challenge – and it’s going to be good! Its Mexican style. I love [...]
Phew, ok, I spent a fraught few hours trying to find my notes for ep 15, until I realised I’d only minicapped 13+14, and I hadn’t actually seen ep 15 yet. Two hours I spent searching every site I know, wondering why ep 15 and 16 had been pulled. Yay for organization. Which I don’t have. You might laugh, but I still have a ‘Orange is the New Black’ recap to do. Which I encourage you to read! My bleatings aside, there is a recap. Of the whole season so far, so we know it’s now halfway through. It’s kinda a ‘people cooked stuff, some people cried, Gordy mocked them, here we are!’ thing. On to the precap! Yva Longoria! Now, last week, I genuinely thought I’d be excited to see her guest. The bitter regrets of youth. Oh, and there is a ‘shocking elimination’ – that means one of the heavyweight mini’s, presumably. *If* it is actually shocking. The later series of Stargate suffered big budget cutsThe Masterchef symbol appears and we press on. Jordan pipes up – oh but first we have some business to attend to. Cattyfan quite rightly corrected me on my use of ‘Vox pop’ – but then they said they’d turn it’s appearance into a drinking game soo ‘vox pop vox pop vox pop vox pop vox pop vox pop’. Right about now is the appropriate time to ask Cattyfan for a loan, I think they’ll be your best friend now. Ahem, anyway, Jordan has piped up to say that he wants Natasha, DJC and Lynn out. He doesn’t mention Princess Peach, his most obvious opposition. She is just immune to everything. Like a Teflon coated Mother Theresa. (Don’t mention the dodgy clinics) Savannah thinks it might be a cow under the box. Sticking a cow in a box that size is only legal in France, so no. It’s Yva Longoria. The mini’s say how excited they are. Natasha manages to say ‘she [Yva] has cooking in her life’. What? That’s the bar? Ok hands up who doesn’t eat, because only people that don’t eat, don’t have cooking in their life. Unless you hunt down animals and eat them raw. Please don’t answer that. Gordy namechecks Yva’s new ‘Feminine take on a male steakhouse’. I have no idea what this means. No idea. I want to go there now to see, but I’m afraid it’ll just be a pink steakhouse. Did you know a hundred or so years ago, pink was the ‘male’ color, and blue the ‘female’ color? Just shows how bullshit the idea of a gendered steak house is. It would be nice if we could all grow up and live in the 21st century. Can you put the Mad Women Back in the Box Please?Apparently, Yva ‘comes from a family of home cooks’. Like every other living human being on the planet. But its a mystery box challenge – and it’s going to be good! Its Mexican style. I love [...]