Watch What Crappens Podcast #194: David! Also, Big Brother Preview Bonus!
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk crap about the Real Housewives of OC’s Mexican party, Blood Sweat and Heels’ season finale non attack attack, Married to...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Tyga, Donald Trump, Smash Mouth, Kanye West
Perez Hilton — Did Tyga Just Admit to Having “Felony” Sex With Kylie Jenner in His New Song? Daniel Day Lewis promising “I will find you” has got nothing on “vagina juice like orange juice in the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Princess Diaries 3, Rachel Dolezal, Naya Rivera, Norman...
Perez – Princess Diaries 3 is Happening!! Anne Hathaway may or may not be in it. Blasphemy. She’s already disliked in Hollywood, not being in a campy guilty pleasure Disney movie is the ultimate...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 23 Minicap: The Crazies
Hello Trashellinas! I am ecstatic about the latest. Anyone else? Finally, an episode without a “popstar” as the main storyline. I may even send Jeff a thank you note. Or at least quit mocking his Abe...
View ArticleBotched: Revenge of the Uniboob
Welcome back, gentle viewers! I’m loving everyone’s comments! I’m also loving every second of the bromance that is Paul and Terry. Let’s see what they have in store for us this week: First up we have...
View ArticleBig Brother 17 Cast TearDown: White Trash Olympics XVII
The cast has been announced. The house has been bleached. The Chenbot has been oiled up and re-weaved. It’s summer! Most brats wait all year for Christmas, but here at TrashTalkTV, we celebrate only...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: You Can’t Handle the Truth!
Greetings, Trashies. So, it’s time to pick up right where we left off. Nick is walking into the hotel room to meet the rest of Kaitlyn’s men. What a warm welcome. There’s a lot of awkward silence....
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Season 7 Episode 11 Recap: Battle of the Giants
Howdy Trashmii! Ari Safari here, I’m honored to be subbing for the fabulous Hepburn, who joined David Sedaris for an after-dinner stroll to celebrate her Pulitzer and hasn’t returned yet. Happily, the...
View ArticleMarried To Medicine Recap: “I Stay Ready So I Don’t Have To Get Ready.”
Hello Trashalinas! I hope you’re having a wonderful week. I’m sorry for the late recap. Work has been demanding lately. Please forgive me! It’s quite soggy here in southeast Texas this week as our...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Gilmore Girls, Charlize Theron, GoT, Conrad Hilton, Donald Trump
E! Online — Lauren Graham Reveals Which of Rory’s Gilmore Girls Boys She’d Hook Up With That’s not very WB be of you, Lauren. Let’s be real, Rory was cute but she was a marble-mouthed, slouch and once...
View ArticleMasterchef Minicap: You distract Ramsay, I’ll stab him
Hi Trashies! If you’re like me you’re still reeling from the news that Dan the Model has left the show. Sounds like a personal matter, hopefully not too serious, but it means he’s out for good. 1. The...
View ArticleShahs: Back For More
Previously, on Shahs of Sunset – they went on a vacation. Did you ever have any friends who went on vacation and then showed you a million boring pictures and told you a million boring stories about...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: Victorian Quarterly
Hello again! In case you haven’t heard, Penny Dreadful got renewed for a third season. Of course, since it’s Showtime they got renewed for nine episodes, because that makes sense, but renewed they are!...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: 50 Shades, Sonja Morgan, Brandi Glanville, Royal Family,...
Just Jared – “Music to my Dick.” E.L. James’ steamy new creative writing assignment is out, and – spoiler alert – it’s not that creative (but it is HIGH-larious). The newly released Grey is 50 Shades...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Season 4 Episode 10 Recap: Freddie Cleans Up
Hello Trashies! This week Fredrik empties some hella deep pockets, Luis finally gets his act together (thank God), and Ryan gets some upsetting news on the Puffer Munkin front — aww, just when things...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: I Mexican’t Forgive You
Hey y’all! The housewives are back in the swing of things, with tried and true plot lines of redecorating the mansion, starting what is sure to be a super successful company, and of course throwing...
View ArticleNew Forums! Big Brother Live Feed Funness
It has taken forever to find a reliable forum software that will move quickly and let us go nuts. WE DID IT!! Just posted the new forums for our Live Feed recappers to take on this season of Big...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 23 Recap: Sinister
Hello Trashellinas! It was business as usual last week for the ALDC. Abby blew off the competition and went into hiding for most of the episode. The exception was Kendall’s terrible video premiere....
View ArticleMasterchef recap: Giving up halfway was the key to victory
Hi Trashies This week is one of the more remarkable episodes for a while, with enough game playing and betrayal to make it seem more ‘Game of Masterchef’ than a cooking show. First though, we get told...
View ArticleRich Kids of Beverly Hills (S3: E4)
Howdy doodies! By doodies, I mean the turds on this show. My readers are nectar. I am avoiding hashtags this week. #Lastweek, Asscot and Morgan got engaged with a blinding ring pop sized diamond....
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