Bachelor in Paradise: You Can’t Handle the Truth
Before we begin, we all know that the worst kept secret in Bachelor Nation is out now, right? Ben H. is officially going to be The Bachelor. Chris Harrison tried to fake us out a little with Nick, but...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: Exercise for the Mind
Hello lovely readers! How is your week going? Any big weekend plans? Me neither. It’s been an interesting week at Chez CMint. Pappa CMint went into the hospital on Monday with heart trouble, but he was...
View ArticleScream Recap: Knock, Knock! It’s the Hork-in Man
We’re getting close to the end of this season. THANK GOD. Last week: We took a trip inside Emma’s mind, and, it was kind of like A Beautiful (Mundane) Mind in there; Tom Everett Scott made a welcome...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jen’n’Amy, Caitlyn Jenner, Snooki, Whitney Port, Tan Mom
Time – Breaking: Jennifer Lawson, Amy Schumer Cooler than You, Do Things Privileged Cool Celebrities Do The two most popular girls in school that your mom brushes off by insisting “don’t worry honey,...
View ArticleProject Runway: Boring Filler Week
Welcome back to the madness! Last was rough-em-stuff-em robots. Hanmiao was auf’ed for her terrible outfit and inability to work with others. Or by herself. Ashley and Candice shared the win and both...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: VMAs, Hulk Hogan, Downton Abbey, Rachel Bilson, Wes Craven
Various – VMAs Showcase Finest, Most Embarrassing Humans America has to Offer. Were you watching America’s Back Alley Vomit Bash – aka the MTV Video Music Awards – last night? Oh good, neither was I....
View ArticleMasterchef recap: My Agent is dead when I catch up with them
Hi Trashies! So its the ‘Masterchef does Hell’s Kitchen’ week. Gordy dons his chef whites and grouches at the terrified cheftestents as they attempt to complete a service at a restaurant. Its not quite...
View ArticleBB17 Recap – Be More Entertaining, You Whippersnappers
Hello Glorious Reader, Welcome to the best recap on the internet, mostly because I will watch the episode of Big Brother so you don’t have to. You’re welcome America. Let’s start this recap up with a...
View ArticleI am Cait Recap: Girls Chase Boys Chase Girls
Previously on I am Cait, we clumsily bumbled through the exciting world of trans dating by circling round a table all boy/girl/boy/girl/boy, specifically prodding Cait on her preferences for what she...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York: Droste Effect, Part 3. Fin!
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! Record Scratch. What the what?!? Hold the phone! Why did part 3 of the reunion go up earlier this week? Has this happened before and I’m just brain dead from...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Susan Sarandon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, Taylor...
Celebitchy — Susan Sarandon’s Younger, On & Off-Again Lover Left Her For Another Older Woman Talk about ping-ponging between the GILF’s. Sorry, that I had to resort to puns but I haven’t had my...
View ArticleFace Off Artist Interview – Jason Henricks
Howdy folks, I’m pleased to announce a new feature this season. The cast of Face Off has graciously agreed to submit to short interviews, so each week I’ll be bringing you 2-3 articles on each cast...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Hangry Eyes
Last week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Jimmy Edmonds used his influence to get his wife’s friends barely tolerated by Danica Patrick at a NASCAR race. Vicki managed to squeeze out a random...
View ArticleDWTS Cast Revealed!
Hi, Trashies! It’s that time of year again. It’s time to see who ABC has scraped together and called “stars.” First, some sad news, Len Goodman will no longer be a judge on the show. I’m going to miss...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Dancing with the Stars, Rachel Dolezal, Snooki, Gisele...
Entertainment Weekly – Dancing with the “Stars” Cast Announced New cast members for dancing with the “stars” has been announced: 1. How is this show still on? 2. Haven’t they run out of stars? 3....
View ArticleManzo’d With Children Episode 3: She’s Sick of These Damn Kids
This episode opens with Carol scrubbing the toilet and bitching about her kids. Even though she’s a HUGE celebrity, Bravo wants us to think Caroline Manzo, Mother of Three cleans her own toilets. Come...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Campy Creature Feature
For those of you who didn’t see on the main page, in between each weeks episode recap I’m also throwing in some interviews with cast members. It’s a fun bonus feature and if you have any questions you...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: Party Like It’s 1929
Hello Trashies! Happy Hump Day! God, I cannot WAIT for this weekend. I only realized this morning that it’s a three-day weekend. That improved my mood considerably. We’re 12 episodes in, and this show...
View ArticleBB17 recap: The Blanket Lives
What’s up Trashionistas? Where did this week go? I think I had post traumatic stress disorder after Sunday’s recap and how terrible all these hamsters make me feel. Luckily, I’m in a sass mood and am...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Tori Spelling, Golden Girls, Andrew Garfield, Miley Cyrus,...
TMZ — Tori Spelling – Sues Benihana… I Got Third Degree Burns Yes, this is a totally reasonable response to tripping over your own damn feet. I know that Tori needs money for… well, according to the...
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