Marriage Boot Camp Recap 2.2: Flatliners
Ola homies. Here we “ho” again! Morning in the house. Shots of the couples, having morning cuddle time and simmering resentment under the awful quotes on the wall makes for a funny opener. Marc, hoping...
View ArticleThe Face: You Ruined Her
She then strolls past Lydia and, as she passes, tells Lydia she’s ruined Ray. Lydia, waiting for Naomi to be out of earshot, side-mouths to Amanda that Naomi can shove it up her ass.
View ArticleMinicap: Chopped Tournament of Stars
Hold on to your wigs, people: it’s the second episode of yet another incarnation of Chopped – the five-part special Chopped Tournament of Stars! How many of these damn shows are there? Don’t let the...
View ArticleMinicap: Lindsay
Ladies and gentlemen, Lindsay Lohan in ‘Grace of Monaco’. Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to episode 2 of this groundbreaking series complete waste of Oprah’s time. In this ep, Linds waited – and waited –...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Thank you TN Gal for the heads up on the Challenge. We have April 10 circled on the calendar. And speaking of circled, today has been circled for many moons since Hubbycat is about as Irish as a kitty...
View ArticleOnline Dating Rituals of the American Male: Science Journal 1
A MESSAGE FROM EARTH Earth date May 14, 2014 Commander Stolimpatchen Planet Grapet Cosmic System/Much More Visible Way Advanced Group/Leo Dominatingcluster Obvious Multiverse Subject: Part 1 of...
View ArticleMiniCap: Drag Race
Hello, hello, hello Trashmii! It’s week 4 and there’s still a lot of chaff so Ru’s set out to bombard them with talent-based challenges to see who sinks and who swims. And it’s pretty much as you’d...
View ArticlePrivate Lives of Nashville Wives MiniCap: Bleach, Whiskey and White People
***And now, Floshizzle takes the floor! Welcome! The South has blessed us with more reality shows to trash, and after getting addicted, we decided to recap The Private Lives of Nashville Wives on...
View ArticleLindsay Recap: The Universe Is Unfolding As It Should
Until your next stint in the slammer.Howdy, Trashmii! Here we are at episode 2, and it was about as (un)exciting as the first one. Hey, Oprah, we want meltdowns and trainwrecks – STAT! Linds has been...
View ArticleChrisley Knows Best: PRIMER on the PREMIERE
A new episode of Chrisley Knows Best will air TONIGHT at 10PM but I wanted to give you guys a look into what we have learned so far!! I hope you will join me each week to make fun of these fools. After...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Jailnelle Finds A New Douche Bag
Breakdown Goggles is ready for her first day of school, and it’s the cutest scene ever. Non Goggles is sound asleep, and when I see Jeremy and Leah leave, I wonder who is watching her. Goggles is...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: My lovely lady Kuala LUMPur
Hey Race Fans! This is Episode 4! Hope you had a wonderful week filled with laughs, sweat, crazy, sexy and cool. Eight teams remain! Who will be eliminated next?! Phil mingles with the children of...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Nerd Pow…..uhhhhhhhh
Hiya Trashmies! Before we get into this episode, I want to apologize for the lateness of this recap. Both my kid and I got hit with the bubonic stomach plague this weekend and to say it was a crappy...
View ArticleThe Good Wife Recap: Chasing Jordan
Hey Trashmii! Just when you think it’s safe to watch a good escapist legal/sex show, you get punished with flashbacks and faux-feminism at once. Double Blech. This ep so unsettled me that I suddenly...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Jenna – Criminal Mastermind?
We open this week with a montage of everyone getting out of bed in their fabulous abodes. Jenna takes a bubble bath, Thomas and Whitney wake up from unadulterated slumber, most likely next to a nubile...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Let’s Inspire Children’s Nightmares!
Previously on Face Off… not much happened. Daran won with a design that seemingly no one here thought was worthy. Maybe it was awesome in person? Or maybe he’s got dirt on all of the judges? Corinne...
View ArticleNaked and Afraid Recap: I See You Brought the Stick and Berries
Naked and Afraid: I see you brought the Twig and Berries Hello Trashacabras! My name is Jewpacabra and I will be capping Naked and Afraid, one my secret TV watching obsessions. Basically if you haven’t...
View ArticleRHONY Recap: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, Bill Whitworth…
Hi, you fabulous trash talkers, you! Well, we’ve somehow made it to episode two of the RHONY! But, first, a recap of MY own housewife life: this could very well be sophomore slump time for your humble...
View ArticleMinicap/Update: Once Upon a Time
Hello Trashtalkers. Jewpacabra here bringing you the midseason return of Once Upon a Time. Ok so here’s the deal, I literally found out I will be capping Once Upon a Time at 5PM EST today. I realize...
View ArticlePrivate Lives of Nashville Wives Recap : Cokeheads, Whores and Bores
Hello Trashabelles and TrashBubbas! Here we go again in Nashville, surrounded by bales of hay and sweaty overweight Mama’s boys. While we are overwhelmed by the spoils of the big city (um, yeah)...
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