Teen Mom 2 Recap: Bridesmaids
Miss You Much Kail’s wedding is in a week and she’s still having trouble which bridesmaids. (i’m assuming they didn’t get matching neck tattoos.) Kail got all pissed off at Javi for taking out her...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Happy Monday Trash Talkers. Wow, that was some party, huh? The presentation of the golden replica of Fearless Leader to place in his palatial office brought a tear to many a Trashmi eye. And didn’t...
View ArticleChopped Tournament of Stars Recap: Comedians of Cookery
So…this Chopped Tournament of Stars thing continues on! Last week, a crazed Carnie Wilson gave beat-downs to an addled Lou Diamond Phillips and as a result, will be heading into the championship round...
View ArticleLindsay Recap: Working the Sixth Step
1000 boxes of clothes, and not one with a hairbrush inside.Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to the episode whose motto was clearly “Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose”. Non-Frenchy translation: “SOS”....
View ArticleMinicap: Southern Charm
This episode was very much PREGNANCY? WHO’S THE DADDY? (filler, filler, filler) ANTI-CLIMAX! Thomas and Kathryn stumble back to his house and attempt to drunkenly take a pregnancy test. Surprise,...
View ArticleDancing with the Stars Recap: Time Two Go!
Hi, Trashies! Here we are a for week two of Dancing with the Stars and the season’s first elimination. So, let’s get right to it! Oh, wait, first there is a surprise. It’s the DWTS version of March...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: I’m SEW into you.
Yee-haw!! It’s the Amazing Race All-Stars Round-up Recap! We’re on episode 5 with 8 teams still in it. Who will get Phil-iminated next?! Oddly enough, Berry and I sort of like all of these teams. But...
View ArticleMiniCap: Drag Race
Hey Shady Ladies, it’s another week of RuPaul’s Drag Race. And this week starts off a little differently. No, Laganja and Gia are still assholes and Bianca still makes fun of them because as day...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Ch-ch-ch-changes
Hi again Trashmies! I hope you all are enjoying the first few days of Spring. Apparently we’re supposed to be getting MORE fucking snow here in the Northeast. Can I just tell you how fucking over snow...
View ArticleThe Good Wife Recap: Wind Beneath My Wingtips
Hooo Leee Craaaaaap!!! Hold me, Trashtasms. I did not see that one coming, though I knew this ep would be momentous. I also didn’t think we’d see Silas from Weeds again, because I was selling the...
View ArticleMy Five Wives Recap: Anniversary
Is this Wife #6?Recap My Five Wives from Sunday, March 23, 2014 Hello TrashTalkTV fans! Welcome to the recap. Yes, we are being inundated with yet another polygamist family. This one still lives in...
View ArticlePrivate Lives of Nashville Wives Minicap: Erika White is toast
Welcome back Trashabelles, TrashBubbas… and other members of the Nashville “elite”. We return to the land “Where the green grass grows” (love that song by Tim McGraw—it really does apply to...
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: Hag by Hagwest
***These recaps are normally posted Monday night, but I’m moving to Tuesday due to internet streams being blocked and my refusal to pay to watch these morons. Thanks for understanding! – R Welcome to...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: I Need Googles To Proof For Me
***I accidentally published this yesterday before it was ready, so apologies to Mads! I made her look insane. That was just her notes. OH LAWD. Sorry guys! Here’s the real recap! – RonnieK Miss You...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – The X-Men were busy so we sent the C-Men
The designers start the day at the Gnomon school of visual effects which everyone seems impressed by. They walk into a hanger filled with computers and.. uplighting. Neville is on the advisory board...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Testy
Hellooooo, Trashtalkers! Well, this week was a bit of a blue baller, if I do say so myself. I thought I had read somewhere that Kathryn was pregnant and that she and Thomas were still together. Glad I...
View ArticlePrivate Lives of Nashville Wives episode 5 recap: No More Fat Men
Howdy Trashabelles! This episode is titled “No Sad Songs” in honor of Sarah’s break-up from Dallas. Yep Mama’s Boy has left with his Lincoln logs and lunchbox in hand, and now Sarah can celebrate her...
View ArticleThe Bachelor: Follow-Up
Hi, Trashies! So, The Bachelor has been over for a few weeks now, but there are a few things going on that I think we needed to snark on. You are the only ones in my life who would give a shit about my...
View Article#Rich Kids of Beverly Hills: Sparkles, Rings and Vegas
Bryan, realizing he’s got a big fish on the line after all, tells her you’re on. Roxy is very pleased. With herself, mostly.
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #120: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostwriters!
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) delve right back into the ongoing mess that is the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion. It’s...
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