Once Upon a Time Recap: Pay it Forward – Daddy Issues Edition
Hola Trashie Talkies! So now that I’ve mentally recovered from the onslaught of OUAT recaps I had to catch up on, I’m ready to tear this episode a new one! Hopefully it will be full of witchy side eye...
View ArticleDance Moms Episode Recap: Say hello to Mac Z and goodbye to Abby’s mom
Hello Trashmongers! Hope you enjoyed yet another emotionally damaging episode of Dance Moms. This one being called “Family First” we start this episode on an upbeat tone, to see Mackenzie with Abby...
View ArticleFlipping Out Recap: Tassos Nassos??
Hello Flipping Out fans! I’m here to recap the episode I’ve been dreading all week–the Very Special (TM) GIVING BIRTH episode. As MissKitty has made abundantly clear, I’m not a huge fan of anything to...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Square Plates Aren’t the Main Problem Here
Hi Trashmii! Before we get started. Couldn’t you have kept him? Massive wankerWould it have been too much to ask for him to just drop off the end of a pier, whilst he was accidentally encased in...
View ArticleUnder the Gunn Recap: Super Fashion
We made it to the final 4 guys! Currently Anya and Nick each have 1 designer (Shan and Oscar respectively) and Mondo has 2 (Asha and Sam). If Shan or Oscar go home this week I will be inconsolable. You...
View ArticleHouse of Food Recap: Nobody Likes a Meat Cupcake
Hi, Trashies! Watching this new offering from MTV, I have to wonder how the pitch went to get this show on the air — “We like that Top Chef show, but we think it needs to be more like the Real World.”...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Merge and Purge
Ronnie’s Survivor in 2 Minutes Video Hiya Trashmies! I’m in a really good mood today because we’re heading out this afternoon to my kid’s first dance competition of the season! Yes, yes, I am a crazy...
View ArticleScandal Recap: The Fluffer
Hi Huckfuckers! Luckily nothing too crazy happened last week so I don’t need to talk you through any PTSD, we can jump right in. Liv’s sent Abby to be her proxy (White coat included) in the White House...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: The Old Usual
The Mexicans revolted and Atlanta has been forced to vacate its borders. Rush Limbaugh must be proud. The cast has most certainly convinced Mexicans to stay safely ensconced in their country where they...
View ArticleMarriage Boot Camp 2.5: A.Maze and Confused
Greetings and salutations. WeTV spelled the episode like that. It makes the editor in me die a little. Here is a thought: do you think any of our couples who have a weird sleeping dynamic? Not that...
View ArticleMinicap: Chopped Tournament of Stars Finale
Waddup, sluts? It’s the Chopped Tournament of Stars finale, which brings this, the 9,000th episode of this show, to a merciful conclusion. Can you smell what the quasi-celebrities are cookin’?! Watch...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Good Monday morning Trash Talkers. Wow. Two weddings and a…baby? Taylor Armstrong, former RHOBH Harpy, married her former attorney John Bluher and RHOA Kandi Burruss married Todd Tucker, after first...
View ArticleMinicap: My Five Wives — The Birds and the Bees and Everything In-between
It sucks being the Third Wife Hey fellow polygamist voyeurs! Thanks for all comments from last week – I appreciate the feedback. So let’s get right down to the minicap of this action-packed episode....
View ArticleMinicap: Lindsay
For a $300 charge. Which she dealt with by trying to sweet-talk the shop into letting her take the items anyway. Glad to see she managed the $2 Million she made for this “documentary” so carefully!...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: A Mother’s Loathe
Last week, NeNe and Cynthia agreed to renew their friendship contract while Porsha disproved the theory of relativity i.e. there’s no way a relative of a prominent man like Hosea Williams could have...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Crossing Swords, or, Tummy Sticks
Welcome back, all! I’m so glad to finally be making my TrashTalkTV premiere, after years over at the Gasm. I am also super psyched about this season; as a reader of the books, I can assure you that...
View ArticleLindsay Recap: Deja Vu All Over Again
90% of the game is half mental, you know. Just like Linds.Howdy, Trashmii! It’s week 5 and I’m bummed. Why? Because I thought this was a 6-part series, and apparently they’re dragging it out for 8...
View ArticleDancing With the Stars Recap: Where My Switches At?
Hey, Trashies. This is the week that we’ve been hearing about since before the season began. That’s right, our stars will switch partners. The DWTS Twitter account has been revealing them little by...
View ArticleOnce Upon a Time: Zelena Doubles as a Mood Ring
Hello Once Upon a Trashers, You guys all killed me last week in the comments section so BRAVO! I was really glad to see I wasn’t the only one who really didn’t give a shit about Neal dying. I was...
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