Devious Maids MiniCap: Dangerous Liaisons
Previously, Marisol and fiancee Creeper Nicholas’s maid Opal did not get along. Zoila’s daughter Valiumtina and husband Pablo both ditched her for being too controlling. The new family on the block,...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: IdolWild
Hi again Trashmi! Can you believe we’re just a few short weeks away from the season finale? I have to admit, this season is better than I thought it would be and despite the surety of Tony making the...
View ArticleMarriage Boot Camp Recap: Season 2, Episode 8- The Lie Detector
Hello everyone! Today is going to be a great day at The Maury Povitch show. We have an all-star cast of losers awaiting their lie detector tests. ecrets will be revealed, lives will be changed, a table...
View ArticleMinicap: RHOC
Hey Y’all! Well! Despite this being a relatively uneventful episode, I found something to get pissed off at during every single segment! It was a very exciting live tweet, I can tell you that....
View ArticleOnce Upon a Time Recap: Dorothy… More like Borothy
Hey Once Upon a Trash Talkers, So since I’ve been super sucky lately about getting caps out on time, I decided to do it today before I forgot and left y’all hanging. Lets just dive right into this...
View ArticleDancing With the Stars Recap: Or Is It Sitting With the Stars?
Greetings, Trashies! It’s another episode of Dancing With the Stars. This week, Abby Lee Miller is our guest judge. I know everyone in the world hates her, but I’m really excited for this. First of...
View ArticleMiniCap: Drag Race
Welcome back, Trashmii! And we’re almost done. All that’s left is for RuPaul to crown Bianca del Rio the winner of every single damn season and give her all the crowns because bitch EARNED it. But...
View ArticleMy Five Wives Recap: Brady and the Wives Answer
Hello and welcome back! For this episode, fans of the show have submitted questions for Brady, his wives, and the children to answer. My question is, what could they possibly want to know about this...
View ArticleMad Men Recap: Meet the Mets
Hello, Trashies. This was a particularly stressful episode for me. Maybe it was all those venereal diseases floating around, but I was nervous the whole time. Or maybe I just need to down a quart of...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: First of his Maim
We open on the crowning of the newest Boy King. May he not be imminently murdered. I actually mean that, this time – Tommen is such a little patoot! The Joffrey/Tommen comparison just confirms my...
View ArticleHouse of Food Recap: Fishing for Compliments
Something is definitely fishy in the house that food built this episode, but it’s not the challenge. It’s the rampant producer interference that just so happens to pair up enemies and just so happens...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Reunion Parts 2 and 3
On the first part of the reunion, Porsha was ejected for trying to forcibly donate Kenya’s hair to an Indian deity. NeNe was pissed that a possum died on her head. Phaedra showed us how many synonyms...
View ArticleDevious Maids Recap: Dangerous Liaisons (and Funeral Fun!)
Previously – The Earnest Robbers are on a tear through Beverly Hills – first they took Ma Powell’s ruby necklace and then they shot Alejandro – not sure which of these Ma would consider more tragic,...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: U-Turnin’& Ballz
Season 24 is winding down and amping up. Berry and I are not sure what we’re going to do when this season is over, we’ll have to go back to paying attention to Lil’ C, she’s almost 7 or something. We...
View ArticleMinicap: Catfish
Hello! It’s the season primers of Catfish and I am so excited! The promos showed nude pics, an actress talking about a funeral and a whole town getting Catfished. Nev said this season is darker because...
View ArticleRHONY Recap: Bitches & Blood in the Berkshires
Hi, you fabulous trash talkers, you! Well, as MisRed mentioned, I was working valiantly over the past few weeks to free pickles from her hellish internship. I put up these signs all over my...
View ArticleThe Good Wife Recap: Nestorbation
S5 Ep19, The Deep Web, aired 5/4/14 Hey there Trashmii! What’s new? What’s new with Alicia is that she’s entertaining carnal thoughts about one Nestor Carbonell (who is hotter with a Latin accent, and...
View ArticleComment Showcase Vote
Happy Thursday, Trash Talkers. It’s Thursday and we have la crème de la crème of comments for the week. I remember waaaaaaaay back when I first lurked on the TVGasm site reading Dear Crabby’s Toddlers...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Newbie Boobies
Hey Y’all! For a week where nothing much happened, there sure was something in every segment that pissed me the frick off. These ladies sure are talented. Except for Shannon, she and David were...
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