Devious Maids MiniCap – The Visit
LaLucci’s on the hunt for a kidney donor and Remi is not a match so, although LaLucci outright forbids it, Zoila calls her own former honey, LaLucci’s brother Henri, who, without consulting either...
View ArticleUntying the Knot Recap: Shades of Insanity
Greetings Trash Talkers! My apologies for this being late. Sadly, some unfortunate events have occurred lately. So please be patient with the recaps for now. That’s life and I am still snarking! Less...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelorette
Greetings, Trashies! Miss me? It’s been two weeks since we last saw our Bachelorette and her man-harem. This week, they’re in Marseille, France, because something, something, something, something,...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: Shark Tank
Whiteboards and flip charts! Welcome to the 1970s!Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to an extremely educational episode of Sister Wives. We learned so much in this ep: 1. The Browns cemented their...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: Tiny Kitchens Are Funny
Last episode, we lost Luca, to my great surprise. But you commenters are smarter than I am, and have figured out that eliminating Luca sends the sexy Italian to Food network’s ridiculous Star...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: The Kids Aren’t Alright
That’s it, guys. The season flew by. The episode opens on Jon tromping through the charred remains of the battle. There are dead wildlings strewn about every which way, and happy little crows pecking...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Doughnuts, or an Emergency Medical Procedure?
Hi Trashies! Has it been a month already? Ep 4 is on us and it’s time to consider what’s happened so far. Apart from the fact haven’t I lost a single damned pound in weight, we’ve seen a few of the...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Color Me Lonely
Welcome KardashiFANS! Thank you all so much for the comments from last week’s opening episode. I appreciate all the support! Now, are you ready for another k-k-k-krazy episode following the k-k-k-kooky...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Poor little Beador…
Jeez, you guys, I think I got vicarious therapy this week just from watching. So much with the talking and the resolving and the not resolving and the blah, blah, blah. Thank goodness it looks like...
View ArticleI Wanna Marry “Harry” Recap: Pass the Crack Pipe
What am I going to do without Maggie? We do have this to remember her by. I miss the kooky horseWhy are his clothes laid out at the end of his bed?We open at 5am and a Military vehicle comes up the...
View ArticleDevious Maids Recap: The Visit (a/k/a The One Where Everyone’s a Dumb-Ass)
Hola, Trashmiitos y Trashmiitas? Que pasa? Ready for another week of deviousness? Helloooooo? Just me, then? Ok, here we go: Previously: Didi was playing doctor with Papa Ken’s incompetent...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Knickergate
Cheers (my British stepfather’s father actually did say “cheerio” for a greeting, but that was in the mid 70s, so probably things have changed) fans of Ladies of London! I apologize in advance if this...
View ArticleI Wanna Marry “Harry” Recap: The Pantiless Detective
Ok, all of these episodes are running together. Kind of like when I binged watched “Breaking Bad” except that show was good, and it taught me how to make Meth. This show just makes me want to TAKE...
View ArticleBig Brother House: Urban is the New Black
Pictures of this year’s house have been spreading around the net this morning. Let’s let production designer Scott Storey explain it for us: “This year’s theme is urban treehouse.” The network “wanted...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #132: You Got the Wrong One Now, B**h!
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New York, Kandi’s Wedding, and Ladies of London. Come on in,...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Recap: Naja isn’t skinny in Atlanta and Everyone at Kim Kimble is...
Last episode, I finally made my decision about Kim Kimble. I no longer like her. She prides herself in being a diva. Well if being a diva means delusional and immature, then Kim, you are IT. Kim...
View ArticleFamous In 12 Recap: Second (and Third) Verse, Same As the First
Okay, so that was a little break. I guess we missed last week’s episode. In fairness, though, who expected this train wreck of a show to still be on? Dear CW: If you cancel this show and send the...
View ArticleUntying the Knot Minicap: Tainted Love
Hello Trash Talkers! Hope all is well in your lives, be it love, lust and hate. Tonight’s episode will be known as the token SAD episode. Hearts have definitely been shattered. You know, where one of...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: A Mime Is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Greetings, Trashies! Before we begin, I have a little Bachelorette gossip! It seems that Andi has officially resigned as an Assistant District Attorney. I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say that...
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