Once Upon a Time Recap: I’ve seen better Frozen Costumes on Etsy
Hello Once Upon a Trash Talkers!!!! I am so excited to be back to another exciting season of Once Upon A Time (Ps I’m still petitioning for a season of Yzma!!!!! It would be epic). If you don’t know...
View ArticleSons of Anarchy: Detente Is Not A Four-Letter Word
On this very special episode of SOA, we all become very scared for Abel and I’m considering keeping a running tally of the dead bodies for the rest of this season. This episode opens in a fun way, with...
View ArticleDr Who Recap: If this is Heaven, where are the Dancing Girls and Beer?
Hi Trashies After a few decent episodes, well, one and one ok one, the monster of unrestrained tedium breaks out this week. The Doctor deals with a Skovox Blitzer, but don’t worry about remembering...
View ArticleKim of Queens Season 2 Episode 3 Minicap: Pageants and Plastics
Hello Trash Talkers! I hope everyone got to tune in to the newest. Last week I reconsidered having children after watching the best teenager in the stratosphere, Asa, kick ass in archery and evening...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Episode 30 Minicap: Are We There Yet?
Hello Trashellinas! Last week the ALDC dance concert was a Middle School dance recital mess. As much as I like to snark on Abby, I have always enjoyed the clips of her dance concert. That Dance Moms...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #146: No Saving Real Housewives of New Jersey
Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) are back to hash out the latest happenings on Bravo. First the guys talk about the Florida trip from hell on “Real Housewives of New...
View ArticleRHONJ: Gator Bait
It’s another week in Boca for the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Today will start with a boat trip through the Everglades. There will be gators. Gators are everywhere in Florida. It is not entirely...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap Welcome to Boresville, Population: YOU (and me)
Let’s kick this sh*thshow off with a MisRed rant, shall we? Bravo has gotten ridonkulously stingy with the videos and photographs on their website, so MisRed has had to resort to buying episodes on...
View ArticleMiniCap: Survivor
On this week’s Survivor… monkey wanna-be John loses Honey Boo Boo’s flint, Jeffrey drives a hard bargain, and the earth spins counter clockwise on its axis as AssRock loses to a girl. A GIRL I TELL...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels MiniCap – Art Smith v. Kevin Gillespie
Happy Thursday, Trashitos! We are back, with our last standard episode, and the bearded Southern chefs are here to compete for the remaining spot in next week’s finale. The judges for the Chef’s...
View ArticleRHONJ BREAKING NEWS
Today’s the day the Giudice sentencing came down and here’s what happened – Joe was sentenced first, with 3 1/2 years. He has to pay around $400,000 in restitution. Teresea was sentenced next, and she...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: This Episode is Actually Good!
How quickly time flies – seems like yesterday Tim Gunn was playing God by allowing Char extra time to fix a busted zipper, all in the name of modesty. The result? Inexplicable Fan Favorite Alexander...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: Hollywood Here We Come Part One
Hey Trashellinas! Guess where we are? L.A. of course. It’s time for Nationals, which Lifetime has thrown at us all season to keep us watching. It worked on me. Here I am tuning in not just to snark...
View ArticleSurvivor in 2 Minutes Double Feature!
The plan was to take the season off. After last Spring’s Survivor and this Summer’s Big Brother, I figured the voices in my head needed a vacation. The trouble is, once they stopped attacking strangers...
View ArticleFace Off Recap: High School Fantasy
Previously on Face Off – some guy I kept forgetting got sent home (Damien? Drew? Doesn’t matter, he’s gone now and the other remains so by process of elimination I SHOULD be able to learn his name at...
View ArticleKim of Queens Season 2 Episode 3 Recap: Angie’s Back!!!!
Hello Trashy Beauty Queens! I hope you caught Kim’s latest. We open with Kim, Jo and Allisyn, who are shopping at Steinmart. I saw the signs behind the clothing fixtures! I thought they were out of...
View ArticleThe Singles Project Recap: Hit and Misses
Hello, Trashmites. The only real thing this series has done is highlight all the great restaurants there are in New York. Restaurants I will never eat at. Le sigh. Anyhoo, let’s jump into episode 7....
View ArticleThe Blacklist: Lord Baltimore
Last season, Raymond “Red” Reddington, a former Navy officer on the rise turned career treasonous criminal, turned himself into the FBI. Just walked right into their lobby, announced his name, and...
View ArticleUtopia Recap: Someone gets voted off the island
**Please welcome our newest writer to the family, OriginalCyn with Utopia! Hey Trashies, this is OriginalCyn and I’m your new Utopia recapper, having drawn the short stick from the bunch. Actually, I...
View ArticleBoardwalk Empire Recap: Where’s Chalky?
Hey, Trashmii! That promise? To turn these recaps around quicker? Yeah, standing apology. I hope I make up in quality what I lack in timeliness. So, previously, Mickey appeared all too briefly and with...
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