Below Deck Recap: Make Way for The Situation
Where are we? Last week, new Deckhand, Logan, joined the Ohana crew. The Ohana had a mechanical failure and broke the dock. Kelley, the moron, celebrated his birthday by falling down and now Jennice...
View ArticleMiniCap: Survivor
Be sure to check out Ronnie’s latest Survivor in 2 Minutes Video! Last night’s Survivor brought us the aftermath of tribal with Baylor realizing that she may not be as safe as she thought she was after...
View ArticleCouple’s Therapy Recap: Truthful People Convey and Liars Convince
I have never seen a single second of this show until today. I think that’s probably not a bad thing, but I will fearlessly take on this hot mess of a show. I did read a couple recaps when Farrah was on...
View ArticleMiniCap: Top Chef Duels Finale
So, as it turned out, Top Chef Duels was like bad sex – you show up with high hopes, realize it isn’t working, try to come up with witty remarks and a few tricks and make the best of a bad situation,...
View ArticleOnce Upon A Time Recap: Pastel Bo Peep Awesomeness
Hey there Once Upon A Trash Talkers, Sorry this recap is a little later than last weeks. Jewpacabra had a little too much fun at the renaissance fair this past weekend! I went in costume for the first...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Freakshow Recap: Life on Mars
Howdy Trashfreaks! We’ve got a 90 minute episode to get through here, and I have to somehow wittle down the sixty seven gazillion screencaps I have of Jessica Lange to something more reasonable (I’m...
View ArticleThe Singles Project – Finale – Experimental Results
Good day, campers! Like you, I can’t wait to read the recaps of Once Upon A Time and AHS: Freak Show. Well, this little freak show is coming to a halt, so let’s go over the results, shall we? Joey...
View ArticleMiniCap: How To Get Away With Murder
Hey Trashies! Welcome to How to Get Away with Murder, a Shonda Rhimes show that isn’t actually created by her but Peter “Not an Angry Black Woman” Nowak, who clearly learned a few tricks working in the...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: A Lexus for the Homeless
Last week on Project Runway, resident bitch on wheels Korina rolled off into the sunset wrapped in a couple of throw rugs and one of Rhoda‘s old hats, leaving our girl Char to design another day. It’s...
View ArticleFace Off Recap- The Gods Must Be Crazy
Welcome back to Face Off. Thanks for your comments last week, I completely agree that the bottom looks were eerily reminiscent of villains on Buffy – thanks for that visual Cattyfan. This week, 6...
View ArticleAmazing Race Live Tweet Tonight With Fran & Berry!
CBS has moved Amazing Race to Friday nights, which is kind of a dead zone. Well, it’s still lovely and fresh to us! Join us TONIGHT at 8 PM Pacific for a live tweet with our very own Frand & Berry....
View ArticleWeekend TrashTalk Watercooler Open Thread
We mostly sit around our televisions and make rude jokes about the dorks on our screens, but sometimes, it’s good to remember that there’s a whole wide world out there beyond our tubes. One of the best...
View ArticleSons of Anarchy: You Lin Some, You Lose Some
Hey, TTTV’ers. Welcome back to the killing fields. We open with Jax sitting on a blood-soaked couch in Hell Diosa Norte, next to two or three dead people. Perfect time for a smoke. Bobby comes over and...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Finale Part 2 Recap: Free at Last!
Hello Trashellinas. Well let’s just say this finale was…. an event. A good one? Hell no. It did have its moments though, because Abby was at her finest. I found this for Abby on match.com We are at the...
View ArticleBoardwalk Empire Recap: It’s The Nelson And Eli Hour!
Hello again, Trashmii! Welcome to the back four which means plot advancement. There were some humdinger moments, but I’m still having a tough time caring about this season. Like Jason R said last week,...
View ArticleUtopia Recap Week 5: Newtopian Vote-In Day!
Howdy, Trashtopians! Thanks so much for the warm welcome last week! Thanks also to the feedsters who have been filling in the information gaps in the comments! Now let’s fill up our giant mason jars...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: An Ankle Bustin’ Good Time!
‘Ello Race Fans! Welcome back to Oxford, England for episode 3. Berry and I have never been to England. But we have been to British Columbia. Does that count? This week teams are heading to the...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels Recap – The Douchebag Takes it Aaaaaaalllll
Hello and goodbye – we’ve reached the end of this road together, seen a lot of cooking, and talked a lot of trash. And it comes down to this – a totally rushed finale with very little about cooking or...
View ArticleNEW SHOW! TV Viewing Party! Trial Run Tonight! #RHONJ
As a TV recapper, it’s pure joy to write a bunch of jokes about idiots on TV and then wake up to read what your internet friends thought about the show. I’ve been doing it for almost a decade (how...
View ArticleRHONJ: Banished!
It’s all dramatic music and immediate action on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The twin’s boyfriend, Shoe Wineholder, is in Mr. Amber’s face asking him what the story is. “Let’s start with that!”...
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