Minicap: Top Chef Baaaahst’n
Well, HELLO again Trashmiis and fellow Foodinistas! Welcome back to yet another season of Top Chef! My name is J-Mo and this will be the seventh season of this show that I will have recapped, which...
View ArticleCouple’s Therapy Recap: This is Not a Funny Show
Coming up: Jenna admitted that she has been raped, Evel admits that he is HIV positive, and honestly, nothing is as heavy as those two things. I have now read all of The Bachelor recaps from the JP...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #148: RHONJ Limps To The End; Plus, Vanderpump...
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) endure yet another punishing week of “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Then it’s on to “Melbourne”...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap Douche of Wall Street
Ahoy Trashies! Sorry MisRed is a little late with this recap- she had a work obligation last night… pesky work gets in the way of MisRed’s tyranny. Last week we left off with the crew getting 20,000...
View ArticleMinicap: Project Runway Final Four Showdown
This is it,mofos: final four time! It’s part one of the Project Runway Season 13 finale and you know what that means: Tim eats dinner with Kini’s grandma, gets a perm in Char’s hair salon, attends a...
View ArticleChrisley Knows Best Recap Double Header
MisRed here doing double duty, Below Deck and my guilty pleasure Chrisley!!! For those of you who didn’t watch Season 1 and if you didn’t I encourage you to binge it. The Chrisleys are a “wealthy”...
View ArticleSurvivor in 2 Minutes #4: The Mayor’s Sandwich
In this week’s Survivor in 2 Minutes: thick accents ruin everything and the Mayor gets a sandwich. Want more RonnieK? In addition to making Survivor in 2 Minutes videos this season, I just started a...
View ArticleKim of Queens Episodes 6 and 7 Minicaps: A Learning Experience
Hello Beauty Queens! Lifetime threw a big ole Kim of Queens surprise party Tuesday night by giving us two more new episodes back to back. I know an opportunity to eat the last of my microwaveable...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Freakshow Recap: Massacres and Matinees
Welcome back, Trashfreaks! This episode is shorter and more snark-worthy than last week so let’s get this show on the road! Viewer Discretion Advised. Beware of Clowns. It’s dawn and the freaks sit...
View ArticleHow To Get Away With Murder minicamp: Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?
Hey Trashmie’s, welcome back to one of the most whiplash inducing shows on television. ABC’s promo department was all about the SHOCKING last 9 words of tonight’s episode. Well they succeeded in being...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Faerie Fury
Welcome back to another week of Face Off! I am still pregnant and classified as “probably going to explode at any minute” so screw it, let’s dive into another recap and waddle through the fun together....
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: Guilty Of Everything
Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey. We’re starting at Kat Wakile’s house. I thought this housewife was cut! Why are we seeing so much of her? And guess who’s at the door? It’s Jacquee. I...
View ArticleTV Viewing Party: RHONJ Sunday 8PM Pacific
Sunday night is another Live TV Viewing Party! This time, we’ll be hanging out with the incomparable Katie Cazorla (Nail Files) to talk trash about the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale!...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Final Four Showdown
It’s been a long slog to this, the penultimate episode of Project Runway, Season 13. Are you feeling it? I’m as tired as Zac’s “jokes.” But hey, the designers get to go to Rome this week, so let’s do...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Reunion Recap: Bye Bye Bitches
Hello Trashellinas! Season 4 will go down as the shadiest season yet and the reunion was a reflection of the mess now known as “Dance Moms.” A moment of silence for what Dance Moms once was. Is this...
View ArticleBoardwalk Empire Recap: WTF, Terence Winter?
Hey, Trashmii! I know I’ve said it many, many, MANY times, but for real, Terence Winter. What the hell is WRONG with you? Did your parents give your dog away and told you he went to go live on a farm...
View ArticleKim of Queens Season 2 Episode 6 Recap: The Around the World Girl
Hello Trash Talking Beauty Queens! Forgive me for this being fashionably late. I hope I can redeem myself a little in this recap. These recaps are all about your having fun, so I will not burden with...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Model Behavior
Oh Trashmi, isn’t it just so sad wonderful when a plan goes awry? Granted, I’m using the word “plan” loosely here, but after watching the words “mastermind”, “ladies man” and “manipulating” so grossly...
View ArticleSleepy Hollow: The One with the Bone Flute
Previously on Sleepy Hollow: Hawley, a hot “antiquities” dealer helped Crabbie then absconded with the evil quarter. Abbie discovered her mother was in an asylum because demons were torturing her. Ich...
View ArticleMinicap: Boardwalk Empire
One of the few photos that didn’t feature freakin’ Benny. So this is it, Trashmii. The penultimate episode. Just one more for Terence Winter to force his nihilism on us and then it’s over. Until he...
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