Couple’s Therapy Recap: Destroy Your Inner Child
Dear god, can this show be funny this week? Please? Fingers crossed. We are right back into it with Jenna wanting her dude to stay in the room with her from now until the end of time. He wants to be...
View ArticleFace Off – Mega Monsters
Welcome back to our FINAL FOUR episode of Face Off, man this season is flying by. Oh, what’s that you say, why yes, I am still super pregnant (I now answer my phone with “yup haven’t had the baby yet,...
View ArticleUtopia Recap: A Wedding and a Funeral
Hellooooooo Trashtopians! DONG! DONG! Anybody there? I wouldn’t blame you if you weren’t. Is anyone still watching the show? Like actually watching the show, not just the feeds? Because this episode...
View ArticleChrisley Knows Best Recap Father’s Day
Hey Hey Trashies!! Whassssup? MisRed coming at you from her vacation!! Sorry for the poor picture quality, I had to use a solo cup, a paper clip and an orange peel to get on the internet! But I’m...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Finally, the Finale!
THIS IS IT!!! The Project Runway, Season 13 Finale! Could you be more excited? I probably could be if I weren’t feverish, achy and running on three hours of sleep. I’m currently swirling in a NyQuil...
View ArticleProject Runway Threads Recap: Let the Unraveling Begin
Hello my lovely new readers! I’m guessing you just finished watching the supremely underwhelming season finale of season 13 of Project Runway. The last thing you probably want to do now is watch...
View ArticleHow To Get Away With Murder Recap: The Perks of Being a Dull-Flower
Hey Trashmie’s! Welcome to another week of murder and dick pics. This is the episode that we all knew was coming, and never asked for — it’s the Laurel episode. The Laurel Effect Flash-forward: Back to...
View ArticleBoardwalk Empire Recap: We’re Through, Terence Winter
Hey Trashmii. It’s time I just acknowledge that I’m a crappy recapper. I’ve wanted to be timely. I’ve wanted to jump right in. I’ve wanted to get you my scintillating insight as soon as possible but …...
View ArticleMinicap: Boardwalk Empire
Let me tell you your future … um … never mind. Hello again for the (almost) final time, Trashmii! And if I’m being honest, I haven’t a clue in hell how to minicap tonight’s episode, except to gloat...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Choking On Gristle
Hello again Trashmii, and thank you for joining me for this next installment of Top Chef Boston! Tonight we’re going to do a little laughing, a little crying and then we’ll have a whole lot of yelling...
View ArticleKim of Queens Finale Recap Part One: Kick Some Sash
Hello Trash Talker Beauty Queens! As you all know, Lifetime didn’t air the Season 2 finale in the USA on Lifetime as promised. I’m not sure if it did air in another country but we all know in the USA...
View ArticleSons of Anarchy: The Sins of the Father (and the Grandmother)
Greetings, TTTV’ers! Let’s discuss this … equal parts unsatisfying and creepy … episode in this last season of SOA. I was so excited to see that the official title of this episode is “Greensleeves”,...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: When you Gaze Into The Abyss
Hello again Trashbags! That was a sweet episode, wasn’t it? Kirkman and crew are really killing it this season. I want to wish all of you a Happy Halloween. I love you all for reading my ramblings...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Karma’s a Flight Attendant
Welcome to this week’s Ford commercial-I mean episode of Amazing Race! We start out with Kym and Alli checking out the Ford C-Max cars they won. Do they have to refuse them in order to maintain their...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Freakshow Recap: Monsters Among Us Pt. 1
We open up in a freak show museum of sorts, where specimens and skeletons of deformities both human and animal are on display. The docent talks to a crowd about the various deformities on display,...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Swifty’s Gonna Knock You Out
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate, players gonna play play play play play play……… It is time for the Knock Outs! Hallelujah! We are halfway through this shit!!! Taylor Swift is here and...
View ArticleManzo’d With Children: Full-Blown Meat
Hi ya’ll. Time to stagger ever closer to the finish line of this pile with a “special” two-part episode. When I saw it was a full hour I groaned like Krusty the Clown and uncorked some bourbon. The...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Redemption Recap: “Birthday Blowout”…
Welcome back Trash Talkers, The Crusher here reporting! This was a SUPER WILD episode, so let’s dive right in…SHALL WE?? This week opens with Natalie sweetly explaining to Sarah that she’s trying with...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: RICEGATE
RonnieK’s latest Survivor in 2 Minutes NOTE: My apologies, Trashmi. An emergency trip to the hospital prevented me from getting this recap published on time. Luckily about 90% of it was already done so...
View ArticleDoctor Who Recap: Chekov’s Gun
Hi Trashies! Just to be clear, I don’t hate Clara, I just think it’d be best all round if she was accidentally axe-murdered or something. Alternatively, they could start writing her better. Not much...
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