Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kidnapping Maids and Going Undercover
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Rinna squinted her eyes and opened her blowupdoll mouth really wide, which I think means she was smiling, and Adrienne Maloof showed off the...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Everybody Flip Now!
Hello again Trashmi! Are you ready for some pre-Thanksgiving noshing? I have a lovely meal here, serving up lobotomized baboon realness just for you. Mmmmmm mmmm. We rejoin Honey Ugly as they head back...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: The Last Dance
Hi, Trashies. It’s finally here – the Dancing With the Stars finally. I love that Bethany says she never thought she’d make it this far. Oh, sweetie. You’re dancing with Derek. Literally no one –...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Broken Teeth and Friendships
Last week, Apollo issued the apology heard around the world. Or at least Bar One. He admitted that he made up the story about Kenya offering him fellatio and meeting him in L.A. Cynthia gave herself a...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Bette Midler, Ariana Grande, Maria Shriver, Miley Cyrus,...
TMZ.com –Ariana Grande to Bette Midler “If I’m the kettle, you’re the pot.” Midler’s representatives responded that their client is rubber, and Grande is glue. We are still waiting for Grande’s...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #154: Systematic Desperation and Bad Wigs
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) tackle old bullying problems on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, new divas on Real Housewives of Atlanta, bad accents on Euros of Hollywood and...
View ArticleKourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons: 12 Steps and 30 Candles
Welcome back to another episode — this one starts with Scott all alone (Kourtney and Khloe are still in L.A.) and he is depressed and scared and miserable. So for company and support he goes over to...
View ArticleChrisley Knows Best Recap AHHHH Wilderness
Hey Trashies!!! Whassssup? MisRed’s stepson is visiting from England for a few weeks with his girlfriend and I served them peas last night. Like, fresh peas. The girlfriend wouldn’t eat them because...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Macaulay Culkin, Tori Spelling, Kate Hudson, Emily Blunt,...
TMZ: Macaulay Culkin and R&B Singer Tongues Tied Macaulay Culkin is not dead, but his career is. He is very much alive and busy sucking the face of R&B singer Har Mar Superstar in Montana...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Top 10 Performances and Results
The Voice Recap: Top 10 Performances and Results Whew! Between the social justice issue in this good old country and the holidays, I did not have time to whip up this recap. I managed to watch the...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: You Can’t Sit with Us!
Hello Trashies! This week I have been practicing being thankful, and this show makes me feel thankful that I am a functioning human who has her shit together. Sometimes I don’t feel this way. Maybe...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Damn, It Just Got Boring
Hello again Trash-Talkers, and Happy Post-Thanksgiving! I just now got a chance to see this most recent episode of Top Chef Boston because I have spent most of the last eleven days in Dallas, Texas...
View ArticleSurvivor in 2 Minutes #10: Risky Biscuits
In this week’s Survivor in 2 Minutes: someone risked it for a biscuit and idols were played. Want more RonnieK? I got so excited about Garth Brooks’ new vlog on facebook that I made a tribute. Check it...
View ArticleTrashTalk TV Tonight (Formerly Tonight’s Top 10 Shows): Monday December 1st,...
A list of what's on television tonight, Monday December 1st, 2014, with some added unwanted opinions.
View ArticleMinicap: Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons — Aftershocks
No, this is not Kim’s ass. It’s her heels. Really, Welcome back KardashiFANS! A couple of weeks ago, I shared with you the “Butterball” picture of Kim’s ass. Continuing on with the Thanksgiving...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: The Double U-turn that never was.
It’s that time of year again, 5 teams left on the Amazing Race time! Also, it’s Christmas time (or as Lil’ C calls it “Kimiss!”) which means Fran is knee deep in Holiday cakes and cookies and tree...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kanye West, Justin Bieber, Mel B., Scarlett Johansson, Shia...
Celebitchy – Kanye West spent Thanksgiving with his Parisian dude friends, not his family Kanye is thankful for his frequent flyer miles, and can you blame the guy? Do you know how hard it is to try...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Damien Should Get Paid to Sing Everyday for Life
We open with the top 10 singing some shitty song that I don’t know. But, before we get to the show, let’s look at where the teams stand. We only got one girl left. Where the teams stand: Team Adam:...
View ArticleTrashTalk TV Tonight: Tuesday December 2nd, 2014
Tuesday December 2 The Voice (8PM, NBC) It’s ultimately up to America which vocalists will move on and which will have to find other ways to pursue their musical ambitions. If they want to play in...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Hello, Trashies. I just finished watching this week’s episode of the Pump, “Jax and the Case of the Motor-boated Dick.” As one of my lovely commenters pointed out, last week’s episode was a little on...
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