Project Runway Threads Recap: Ain’t Too Proud To Beg
Ain’t too proud to beg, sweet darlings. Please come back to me. We’re almost done. Ain’t too proud to plee-ead, Trashmi, Trashmi. Please don’t leave me now. We’re almost done. That’s right. We’re in...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Episode 2 Recap: Mob Ties and Muffin Tops
Hello Trash Talkers! I hope everyone is enjoying the holiday season. What better gift than a dose of hostile women to keep us from being brainwashed by unbearably warm and fuzzy Hallmark Christmas...
View ArticleOnce Upon A Time Doublecap – Bitchfights Galore
Hello Once Upon A Trash Talkers, Finally I have caught up with the current airing of the show! Thank you all for understanding why all these recaps have been super behind. I had a death in the family...
View ArticleMinicap: Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons — Riding Dirty
Hello again K-fans. So did you all hear the big news? Kourtney had her baby boy today (December 14). For real. And on the same day as Mason’s fifth birthday. How special is that? Of course,...
View ArticleTrashTalk TV Tonight: Monday December 15th, 2014
Monday December 15 2 Broke Girls (8PM, CBS) Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan so that they can begin mass-producing promotional T-shirts. What’s the overarching goal of this show again? Do they...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Lindsay Lohan, Duchess Kate, Mama June, Kim Kardashian, The...
TMZ — Lindsay Lohan: I’ll Never Move Back to L.A. Driver’s and pedestrian’s across Los Angeles breathe a sigh of relief. Good luck, London. She’s your problem now. Celebitchy — Duchess Kate is Rarely...
View Article10 (Al)Most Fascinating People of 2014
Hello Trashmii and happy holidays! Although Barbara Walters claimed (promised?) that last year would be her last 10 Most Fascinating People specials ever in the history of the world no backsies, she...
View ArticleSons of Anarchy Finale: In The Name Of The Father, The Son, And That Guy Who...
Hello for the last time, TTTV’ers! Well, it’s finally here: the finale we were all dreading, until about halfway through this final season, when we just wanted it to be over. I bet we can all agree...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
So, my first job in high school was at this t-shirt shop that attracted hundreds of tourists looking for cheap souvenirs. Not that you care, but stay with me, dear Trashies. People used to come in by...
View ArticleThe Voice Finale Recap: And Adam’s Ego Grew 3 Sizes That Day
I gotta say that I don’t remember them ever saying we would find out the Wild Card on the Today Show. I didn’t find out till days after that, which goes to show how bad the publicity is for this show...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Channing Tatum, Peter Madrigal, Britney Spears, Teresa...
E!Online: Channing Tatum’s Leaked Email To Sony Execs Is Very Channing Tatum More Sony e-mails have leaked and the latest star to be exposed is Tatum. Sometimes it’s not about WHAT you say but how you...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Freakshow Recap: The Fat Lady Sings
When we left off last week: Dell killed Ma Petite, and the Professor and MaryAnn installed her as an exhibit in the museum but are apparently still hungry for more dead freak cash cuz they staged a...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Highlights and Doily Dresses
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we didn’t find out much out about Eileen but we knew to be scared of her because she alpha-ed the shit out of Lisa Rinna. Sweet. I’ll let you buy...
View ArticleProject Runway Allstars: If I say its Brocade, its Brocade, bitches.
Heya Trashies! I’m covering this ep as a stand in, so don’t expect your usual level of fashion knowledge and insight. Expect less. Far far less. Whilst I’m always happy to have an opinion (on anything...
View ArticleTrashTalk TV Tonight: Wednesday December 17th, 2014
Wednesday December 17 Survivor (8PM, CBS) It’s down to the final five castaways who compete for a spot in the last Tribal Council and $1 million prize. Can we just convince all of them to eat...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars Recap: Santa Sex Party
Happy holidays, Trash Aficionados! This year PLL decided that they were over Halloween specials – although, no one told Mona’s stylist – and decided what the viewers wanted was a Christmas special. Boy...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: To Err is Human, To Blindside is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Oh Trashmi, I am in SUCH a good mood right now. Not only is the finale right around the corner, this weeks episode was fucking FANTASTIC. From injuries to slack jawed morons to the best blindside weve...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Stephen Collins, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Alex Trebek, Kendall...
People — Stephen Collins Confesses Sexual Abuse of Teenage Girls First off, this guy is a HORRIBLE human being and a grade-A perv, so it’s hard to make light of the situation. I will say this, if he...
View ArticleThe Voice Results Recap: The Deflation of Adam’s Ego
Best vocals don’t always win. You can’t ALWAYS rely on the country voters. Sex symbols aren’t always relatable. Not everyone’s a Gryffindor. The moment is FINALLY here! It’s the finale results...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Redemption Reunion Recap: Part 1
Happy Holidays Trash Talkers, The Crusher here bringing you a cup o’ holiday cheer as The Bad Girls Club regroups to hash out this seasons beefs, queefs and comic relief! Maybe, JUST MAYBE…Camilla will...
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