Comment Showcase December
Well, it’s a wrap. Last month’s best comments for 2014. Thank you so much for your kind comments about the comments. I enjoyed finding them. Shall we do this again at the end of this year? I serve at...
View ArticleKourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Recap
Here we are at the next to the last episode and this one is so boring that there isn’t even a title to it! The episode opens with a close-up of Khloe’s butt. She and Scott are doing one last podcast...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Zoe Saldana, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alec Baldwin, Taylor...
US Weekly – Zoe Saldana gave birth to twins She named the boys Cy and Bowie Ezio, surprising no one. Why do celebrities insist on giving their babies dumb names? I mean Cy isn’t TOO terrible but...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: What Happens in San Diego, Didn’t Happen
Hello Trashies and Happy New Year to you! I hope you all made very important resolutions about stalking your ex-boyfriends more, and wearing chunkier necklaces, and getting more nose jobs. This year I...
View ArticleMinicap: Celebrity Apprentice Season Premiere is YOOOOGE!
Hello Trashmii! Welcome to another YOOGE season of Celebrity Apprentice! Filmed a year ago, we once again have Chicks versus Dicks, and Piers Morgan and Ivanka Trump consulting with BIG TRUMP on the...
View ArticleMinicap: Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons — Best Friends with Benefits
Hello again KardASSian Fans — yes, it’s the FINAL episode of this stupid chapter in the lives of this family! Amen. Here is a side-ASS shot of Khloe — sorry, but nothing looks natural about that butt....
View ArticleTrashTalk TV Tonight: Monday January 5, 2015
Monday January 5 The Celebrity Apprentice (8PM, NBC) Celebrity contestants compete in several business-driven tasks around New York. Kate Gosselin (unfortunate children connections), Ian Ziering...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jamie Lynn Spears, Olivier Martinez, Prince Andrew, Kevin...
The Blemish — Jamie Lynn Spears Pulls a Knife After Friend Gets Jumped at the Pita Pit “I SAID NO TOMATO!” See what happens when you fuck up someone’s pita order? It’s anarchy! I can see it now: Jamie...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies! Did you miss me? Oh, I know you did. It’s everyone’s favorite time of year! That’s right, it’s time to make fun of The Bachelor. This season, the lucky man is Chris “Did you know he’s a...
View ArticleCelebrity Apprentice Recap: Double-Header and Boardroom BS
Geraldo’s Ego of Unusual Size and women acting like stereotypes keep two of the Celebrity Apprentice episodes running this week. Geraldo calls himself Mt. Rushmore, I would have said he was more like...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: No New Friends
Last week, NeNe, Cynthia, Kenya and Porsha all made peace. Kandi gave Todd’s divorce party a major part of its celebratory slide show and Phaedra’s mom was fascinated by a local bagel shop. This week,...
View ArticleTrashTalk TV Tonight: Tuesday January 6th, 2015
Tuesday January 6 Agent Carter (8PM, ABC) When businessman Howard Stark is accused of selling weapons of mass destruction, he asks Peggy Carter for help in uncovering the true villains. Is it Hydra?...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Hi Trashies! Happy Miami Trip, Vol. 1 to you! This was the first installment of the epic shitshow Miami bachelor/ette party. For people that cry and whine when they lose two weeks of pay, they sure...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Charlie Sheen, Kirstie Alley, Blake Lively, Kylie Jenner,...
TMZ – Charlie to Sheen to Kim K “Go F Yourself” And Your Ass Is “Gross”and “Giggly” Charlie may be a toothless addict, but drugs have had no effect on his ability to speak the truth about Kim K. When...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: What The Bloomin’ Onion?
Hi, Trashies! A snow day is letting me get to this super early for you all. Seriously, I was on the bus for 90 minutes and we didn’t even travel a block. I got off, went home, and now I’m curled up...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Serial Killer Comes to Salem
Happy New Year! I got the flu on day 2 of 2015, and like a typical man, I’m throwing myself on the floor, sobbing, telling everyone who’s ever met me that I could possibly be dead soon, and praying...
View ArticleTrashTalk TV Tonight: Wednesday January 7th, 2015
Wednesday January 7 The Mysteries of Laura (8PM, NBC) The detectives take on a case, but Laura finds that she has a crush on one of the potential suspects. Don’t worry men, 2015 has the same amount...
View ArticleMarvel’s Agent Carter Minicap: The Lady Was A Badass
Happy New Year, Trashmii! Welcome to Marvel’s Agent Carter, ABC’s 8-part miniseries starring Hayley Atwell, who reprises her role from Captain America: The First Avenger. Let’s get to the quick rundown...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Premiere Minicap: 99 Problems but a Mom Ain’t One
Hello Trashellinas! I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays and is ready for a fabulous year. New year, new season. Will this one give us something a little more uplifting than the last one’s train...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Redemption Reunion Recap: Part 3
Happy New Year Trash Talkers, The Crusher here filing the last recap for The Bad Girls Club and I have to say I’m a little bummed. Yes, this season was a rocky road for the gals and for us, the viewer,...
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