Apparently Joe the Bus Driver is off this week, so we are staying in town for the ALDC Annual Dance Concert. Plus, they threw in a photo shoot just to make sure we’re not basing our feelings simply on the shtty personalities of this group, but on their looks too. Yippee. Pyramid Bottom Row: Paige – She knew it was coming because she was on the floor while the rest of the group was dancing. (Paige, I’ve been there before. In public. At a bar. Under a table.) Kelly loudly reminds Abby that Madi’s apron fell off during her number. Oh boy… seems like Kelly is starting off in a good mood. Abby says that Paige ruined the number, but Kelly reminds her that they still won. Abby tells Madi to do 20 push-ups to appease Kelly, but Kelly wants Abby to do the push-ups. I bet Abby’s wrists don’t want her to do the push-ups. Melissa says it’s not her fault that Abby loves them. WAIT. Abby changed her mind… Paige is on the bottom because she was perfect.Brooke – She was close to perfect.Kendell – She had a shitty opening turn.Nia – She needs to roll her eyes more.Middle Row: Asia – She wasn’t here last week because she was dancing for charity. I think she was dancing as a stripper using the stage name Charity. Jill wants her off the pyramid because she hasn’t been around for weeks and was training with another teacher. Kristi says that someone else was training her because Asia isn’t allowed any downtime and they don’t do “Meet & Greets”. (Um, Kristi, you may know it as a “Champagne Room”. Same premise, you show your business for money.) Kelly can’t handle the audacity. (Side note, Kristi seems to have a new friend. I’m going to call him “The Mole”. And he might talk to me throughout the show.)Chloe – She was challenged to learn hip hop, but she didn’t put in enough effort.Madi – Abby thought she was outstanding and should have won, but she didn’t. And the best way to keep a hostage in control is to mind fk them every few days.Top: Mackenzie – She won first place.Abby asks Mack if she’s going to let Asia throw her out of first place and Mach shakes her head no, while her face says yes. Asia flashes her a toothy smile that screams, “I would eat you, but I just ate a puppy and I’m full.” Madi doesn’t seem too excited about the Dance Concert. Jill interviews that it’s an insanely stressful week. Everyone is doing a solo… but most will be doing old solos. Except for Paige, and Kelly should appreciate it. Per Abby. Kelly doesn’t seem to appreciate it. Brooke will get to sing Summer Love Song and again, Kelly should appreciate it. Per Abby. I don’t appreciate it. The group routine is called Sugar Babies and on top of that there will be a photo shoot for Dance Track [...]
Apparently Joe the Bus Driver is off this week, so we are staying in town for the ALDC Annual Dance Concert. Plus, they threw in a photo shoot just to make sure we’re not basing our feelings simply on the shtty personalities of this group, but on their looks too. Yippee. Pyramid Bottom Row: Paige – She knew it was coming because she was on the floor while the rest of the group was dancing. (Paige, I’ve been there before. In public. At a bar. Under a table.) Kelly loudly reminds Abby that Madi’s apron fell off during her number. Oh boy… seems like Kelly is starting off in a good mood. Abby says that Paige ruined the number, but Kelly reminds her that they still won. Abby tells Madi to do 20 push-ups to appease Kelly, but Kelly wants Abby to do the push-ups. I bet Abby’s wrists don’t want her to do the push-ups. Melissa says it’s not her fault that Abby loves them. WAIT. Abby changed her mind… Paige is on the bottom because she was perfect.Brooke – She was close to perfect.Kendell – She had a shitty opening turn.Nia – She needs to roll her eyes more.Middle Row: Asia – She wasn’t here last week because she was dancing for charity. I think she was dancing as a stripper using the stage name Charity. Jill wants her off the pyramid because she hasn’t been around for weeks and was training with another teacher. Kristi says that someone else was training her because Asia isn’t allowed any downtime and they don’t do “Meet & Greets”. (Um, Kristi, you may know it as a “Champagne Room”. Same premise, you show your business for money.) Kelly can’t handle the audacity. (Side note, Kristi seems to have a new friend. I’m going to call him “The Mole”. And he might talk to me throughout the show.)Chloe – She was challenged to learn hip hop, but she didn’t put in enough effort.Madi – Abby thought she was outstanding and should have won, but she didn’t. And the best way to keep a hostage in control is to mind fk them every few days.Top: Mackenzie – She won first place.Abby asks Mack if she’s going to let Asia throw her out of first place and Mach shakes her head no, while her face says yes. Asia flashes her a toothy smile that screams, “I would eat you, but I just ate a puppy and I’m full.” Madi doesn’t seem too excited about the Dance Concert. Jill interviews that it’s an insanely stressful week. Everyone is doing a solo… but most will be doing old solos. Except for Paige, and Kelly should appreciate it. Per Abby. Kelly doesn’t seem to appreciate it. Brooke will get to sing Summer Love Song and again, Kelly should appreciate it. Per Abby. I don’t appreciate it. The group routine is called Sugar Babies and on top of that there will be a photo shoot for Dance Track [...]