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No Longer Appropriate To Refer to Royal Baby As Whatshisface
Well we can ll stop holding our breath (really stop doing that, you’ll pass out), because He Who Couldn’t Be Named has been named. That is to say the Royal Family has announced the name of that Royal...
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Not News, But Bruce Willis? Kind Of A Jerk
Okay, Bruce Willis was over in England flogging his new movie, Red 2, which hasn’t been getting the best reviews, and do you know how sometimes you hear about celebrities being complete jackwagons...
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Dance Moms Recap: Recital Rebellion or Kelly’s Adderall Rx Was Refilled Too Soon
Apparently Joe the Bus Driver is off this week, so we are staying in town for the ALDC Annual Dance Concert. Plus, they threw in a photo shoot just to make sure we’re not basing our feelings simply on...
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Lifetime Making Flowers In The Attic Movie, 15 Year Old Girls in 1983 Rejoice!
The Lifetime Network, your go to source for cheap, trashy celebrity biopics is flexing their creative muscles with an announced adaptation of the VC Andrews novel, Flowers In The Attic. Deadline...
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Sister Wives Recap: Warren Buffett, Take Note
Exuding the joy of sound fiscal management.Howdy, Trashmii! I’m back with another season of Sister Wives, the show that seems to have as its sole aim to dissuade people from entering into polygamy....
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Big Brother Recap: Slinging Mud
Hey Trashmies! So far this week, Judd won HoH (even though many of the other houseguests seem to have thought they got to make nomination decisions) and put Aryan Aaryn and Kaitlin on the block....
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Brain Rot 7/25/2013
It’s a beautiful summer day, and you could be doing anything, but instead you’re looking at brain rotting celebrity gossip. God bless you and keep you. On to the links Justin Bieber‘s mom doesn’t want...
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Lance Armstrong Going With I’m A D-Bag Defense
Hey, remember Lance Armstrong? He was so inspiring when he was riding a bicycle super fast even though he only had one testicle? And then we found out he was a Cheater McCheatsy, and we didn’t like him...
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Couples Therapy Minicap: Joe Acts Normal, I KNOW!
Hola Trashies! Well considering how completely emotionally gutting last week’s episode was, this episode is full of revelations and realizations! It’s really great, and I love every crazy ass part of...
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The Challenge: Rivals 2 “The Chunky and Pasty Knight Rises” (Ep.3)
To catch all of you up, last week featured C.T. being a studly douche, Cooke urinating off a swing and Marilyn Manson-in-Drag spazzing out before being eliminated along with her partner Jessica. It was...
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Big Brother in 2 Minutes Week 4: Reign of the Frog Hunter
Welcome to Week Four of Big Brother 15! In this speed recap, a new old alliance formed, the mean girls were on the block, and the frog hunter was in charge. Find the hilarious full recaps here, and if...
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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Recap: Dukesy Hazzard
Apologies Trashies! Last week’s recap is gone into the ether and I just don’t have it in me to re-do it. I would like to thank the wonderful technicians at the Apple Store who were able to give me back...
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Michael Lohan Still Yammering About Farah Abraham
Hey there Trashionistas, so celebrity barnacle, Michael Lohan, is still yaking to the tabs about how Farrah Abraham is a horrible human being, and sucks at rehab. Today, Radar Online has the story...
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Judge Denies Amanda Bynes Mother’s Bid For Conservatorship
A judge today ruled against giving Amanda Bynes’ mother Lynn a temporary conservatorship of her daughter, because Amanda is still in a psychiatric hospital under a two week extension of her 5150 psych...
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SYTYCD Recap: Hack Attack!
Is there a petition somewhere to ban Tyce from choreographing? SIGN IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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America’s Got Talent Recap:
Greetings, Trashies! We’re finally done auditioning for real. It’s time for the viewers to actually start having their say in this mess. That’s right, it’s our first quarterfinal round! Nick tells me...
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Brooks Says Vicki Had Staged Storyline And Product Integration
Brooks Ayers, Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank emptier, is saying that Vicki negotiated her Real Housewives of Orange County contract to get a staged storyline and product placement, for Vicki’s Vodka,...
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Top Chef Masters Recap: So Sous Me
We’re back!!! Curtis Stone, aka Stone Cold Fox or SCF, the glorious Adonis is back, joined by Gail Simmons, Pee Wee Oslend and a newbie Lesley Suter are the judges, joined, later I assume, by Francis...
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Million Dollar Listing NY Recap: Wedding Bell Blues
Hear that, Trashmii? It seems like we are finally hearing wedding bells! OR PERHAPS IT IS JUST THE AFTERMATH OF ANOTHER POSSUM SKETTI DINNER Before we get to the fun, I want to ‘splain to our newcomer,...
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Pretty Wicked Moms Recap: Liquor, Cars, and Candy Bars
and a Hanukkah Bush in a pear tree
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