To catch all of you up, last week featured C.T. being a studly douche, Cooke urinating off a swing and Marilyn Manson-in-Drag spazzing out before being eliminated along with her partner Jessica. It was another entertaining episode, but would “The Chunky and Pasty Knight Rises” disappoint? Hell no! The show begins just like every other episode; housemates having a grand old time getting their drink on (or as the cool kids are saying these days, “raging.”) The focus is on Marlon, who we learned from his Real World season is openly bi-sexual. In tonight’s episode Marlon decides to express his love for man meat by fooling around with Derek in a pool. (God, I hope that pool has some strong chlorine.) I don’t know about you, but I’m in the mood for some Mexican tonight.Later on, they play a game where one person impersonates a fellow housemate and everyone takes a guess as to who it is. For instance, someone pulls Sarah’s name out of a bowl and starts crying like a hippie. Leroy pulls the name Marlon, but refuses to partake in making fun of his fellow brutha. Knight has no problem being an ass, so he imitates Marlon giving fellatio. Everyone is shocked and reacts with awkward silence, except for Marlon who is seething inside. Eventually Marlon goes after Knight, but the fight is unfortunately broken up by the rest of the housemates. Meanwhile, Trishelle feels like she is not getting enough attention and starts blabbering about Aneesa being a Jewish black stripper lesbian. I’m not a fan of Aneesa, but Trishelle was not making any sense and couldn’t complete a sentence. Poor Trishelle, she used to disguise her lack of brain cells by having a nice rack. Unfortunately, once you hit your 30s the act gets old and you come off as borderline mentally challenged. The next morning, Trishelle is so embarrassed by her antics she decides to leave “The Challenge.” And in probably my favorite part of the episode, Trishelle throws her luggage down the steps instead of carrying it and takes off in a car. How the heck does she get a car? Somehow that seems horribly dangerous for the natives of Thailand. Trishelle’s CarSarah, Trishelle’s partner, does not want to go home because she absolutely loves being on “The Challenge.” She kind of reminds me of those weird kids at summer away camp, who actually want to stay and not go home. Sarah does not have the best luck with partners because she was sent home when her partner Vinnie (Fresh Meat) got kicked off for being a tubby imbecile. The Dullest-Host-in-TV-History walks into the house to reveal the shocking news that he hates quitters; it would have been more shocking for him to reveal that he actually has a pulse. Right before everyone falls asleep from his boring presence, the Dullest-Host-in-TV-History informs Sarah that she indeed has to go home since she is now solo. I honestly believe Sarah is somewhere still crying [...]
To catch all of you up, last week featured C.T. being a studly douche, Cooke urinating off a swing and Marilyn Manson-in-Drag spazzing out before being eliminated along with her partner Jessica. It was another entertaining episode, but would “The Chunky and Pasty Knight Rises” disappoint? Hell no! The show begins just like every other episode; housemates having a grand old time getting their drink on (or as the cool kids are saying these days, “raging.”) The focus is on Marlon, who we learned from his Real World season is openly bi-sexual. In tonight’s episode Marlon decides to express his love for man meat by fooling around with Derek in a pool. (God, I hope that pool has some strong chlorine.) I don’t know about you, but I’m in the mood for some Mexican tonight.Later on, they play a game where one person impersonates a fellow housemate and everyone takes a guess as to who it is. For instance, someone pulls Sarah’s name out of a bowl and starts crying like a hippie. Leroy pulls the name Marlon, but refuses to partake in making fun of his fellow brutha. Knight has no problem being an ass, so he imitates Marlon giving fellatio. Everyone is shocked and reacts with awkward silence, except for Marlon who is seething inside. Eventually Marlon goes after Knight, but the fight is unfortunately broken up by the rest of the housemates. Meanwhile, Trishelle feels like she is not getting enough attention and starts blabbering about Aneesa being a Jewish black stripper lesbian. I’m not a fan of Aneesa, but Trishelle was not making any sense and couldn’t complete a sentence. Poor Trishelle, she used to disguise her lack of brain cells by having a nice rack. Unfortunately, once you hit your 30s the act gets old and you come off as borderline mentally challenged. The next morning, Trishelle is so embarrassed by her antics she decides to leave “The Challenge.” And in probably my favorite part of the episode, Trishelle throws her luggage down the steps instead of carrying it and takes off in a car. How the heck does she get a car? Somehow that seems horribly dangerous for the natives of Thailand. Trishelle’s CarSarah, Trishelle’s partner, does not want to go home because she absolutely loves being on “The Challenge.” She kind of reminds me of those weird kids at summer away camp, who actually want to stay and not go home. Sarah does not have the best luck with partners because she was sent home when her partner Vinnie (Fresh Meat) got kicked off for being a tubby imbecile. The Dullest-Host-in-TV-History walks into the house to reveal the shocking news that he hates quitters; it would have been more shocking for him to reveal that he actually has a pulse. Right before everyone falls asleep from his boring presence, the Dullest-Host-in-TV-History informs Sarah that she indeed has to go home since she is now solo. I honestly believe Sarah is somewhere still crying [...]