Brooks Ayers, Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank emptier, is saying that Vicki negotiated her Real Housewives of Orange County contract to get a staged storyline and product placement, for Vicki’s Vodka, her line of flavored vodkas. The whole thing is coming out as part of the $250,000 lawsuit that Brooks is involved in for selling a 16% interest in Vicki’s company to her partner. Radar Online has the story. Here’s another reality check for those questioning just how real is reality television: Brooks Ayers has outed the latest episode of theReal Housewives of Orange County as being phony, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. Vicki Gunvalson‘s ex-boyfriend admitted to a Las Vegas court this week that his one-time lover negotiated her season eight contract to appear on the Bravo show to include her vodka product — scenes which coincidentally appeared on the show this past week Okay, this isn’t really news, especially to anyone who watched that last episode with the whole vodka tasting trip, that was about as natural as Vicki’s Buzz Lightyear like chin. [looks around] Can I tell you what I think? I think this whole thing, lawsuit and all is as fake, I just mentioned Vicki’s chin huh? Man that’s a tough one to top. Anyway the whole thing smells like bacon vodka to me. The thing I really can’t get past is Vicki’s partner in this fiasco of a business is a professional poker player, who I ma pretty sure won a World Series bracelet, but I’m way too lazy to look up. One of the things you have to be able to do in poker is read people, so I really can’t see this guy giving Brooks $50,000. That conversation would have been just bizarre. Brooks: Hey there Mr. Poker Player, how’s about you give me $50,000 dollars for this stock in Vicki’s Vodka. I need it to feed my young uns and to make the tax man leave me alone. Any to pay for stripper porn stars young enough to be Vicki’s daughter. I do love me some strippers. Pages: 1 2
Brooks Ayers, Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank emptier, is saying that Vicki negotiated her Real Housewives of Orange County contract to get a staged storyline and product placement, for Vicki’s Vodka, her line of flavored vodkas. The whole thing is coming out as part of the $250,000 lawsuit that Brooks is involved in for selling a 16% interest in Vicki’s company to her partner. Radar Online has the story. Here’s another reality check for those questioning just how real is reality television: Brooks Ayers has outed the latest episode of theReal Housewives of Orange County as being phony, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. Vicki Gunvalson‘s ex-boyfriend admitted to a Las Vegas court this week that his one-time lover negotiated her season eight contract to appear on the Bravo show to include her vodka product — scenes which coincidentally appeared on the show this past week Okay, this isn’t really news, especially to anyone who watched that last episode with the whole vodka tasting trip, that was about as natural as Vicki’s Buzz Lightyear like chin. [looks around] Can I tell you what I think? I think this whole thing, lawsuit and all is as fake, I just mentioned Vicki’s chin huh? Man that’s a tough one to top. Anyway the whole thing smells like bacon vodka to me. The thing I really can’t get past is Vicki’s partner in this fiasco of a business is a professional poker player, who I ma pretty sure won a World Series bracelet, but I’m way too lazy to look up. One of the things you have to be able to do in poker is read people, so I really can’t see this guy giving Brooks $50,000. That conversation would have been just bizarre. Brooks: Hey there Mr. Poker Player, how’s about you give me $50,000 dollars for this stock in Vicki’s Vodka. I need it to feed my young uns and to make the tax man leave me alone. Any to pay for stripper porn stars young enough to be Vicki’s daughter. I do love me some strippers. Pages: 1 2