Hey Trashmies! So far this week, Judd won HoH (even though many of the other houseguests seem to have thought they got to make nomination decisions) and put Aryan Aaryn and Kaitlin on the block. Suspicions blossomed among the houseguests when they learned there would be a twist this week. Of course, we as viewers know that the twist is that we got to place the third nominee on the block, but I wonder if any of the houseguests will figure it out… (seriously, will ANY of them figure it out? This isn’t the brightest bunch.) Judd tells us that his nominations were a result of his dislike of feather-ruffling. He’s still considering backdooring Howard, but he just doesn’t want to be seen as a target when the week is over. Howard is simply happy to not be nominated, while Aryan is annoyed because Judd called her out for being “sketchy,” which she thinks will make her a bigger target. You know what helps people to believe that you’re not sketchy? Not being a huge racist on national television. Just saying. Aryan goes to the HoH room to speak with Judd and turns on the waterworks. She tells him that she’s not mad, but she’s “not, not mad.” She seems to think that she has Judd wrapped around her little finger, because when he (falsely) assures her that she’s just a placeholder until after the Veto competition, she smiles like a cheshire cat. Mad, like, in the angry sense? Because if you mean the other one, I think we’re covered.Kaitlin seeks some reassurance from Amanda, worried that if Aryan wins the veto, she’ll be Public Enemy #1. Amanda promises to tell Kaitlin if and when she becomes the official target. Amanda’s just sucking up to Kaitlin and Aryan because she’s hoping Howard will get backdoored and then she’ll have their loyalty. Elissa gigglewhines in the Diary Room about the fact that she hasn’t been named the Most Vexing Player yet this week, and chooses to sprinkle her whining all over the house. She whines to Andy, Judd, and Amanda. It’s cool though, because it gives Amanda an opportunity to do a spot-on impression of her. Anyway, Elissa’s afraid that no one loves her for who she truly is, because now that she’s not MVP, she’s afraid “I’m going to be dessguarded.” [Quick, say it exactly how I typed it out, and then do a duckface and bat your eyelashes, and you TOO can have a spot-on Elissa impression.] Amanda complains to McCrae about how irritating Elissa is. She is, in fact, considering discarding Elissa. Spencer schemes with Howard over a game of pool, and he somehow believes that if they were able to get rid of Amanda and Elissa, they would have control of the house. Well, sure, except for the other nine people, but go on. Spencer’s strategy basically entails staying off the block (well, that is a good strategy in this game) and being nice to people. Howard points [...]
Hey Trashmies! So far this week, Judd won HoH (even though many of the other houseguests seem to have thought they got to make nomination decisions) and put Aryan Aaryn and Kaitlin on the block. Suspicions blossomed among the houseguests when they learned there would be a twist this week. Of course, we as viewers know that the twist is that we got to place the third nominee on the block, but I wonder if any of the houseguests will figure it out… (seriously, will ANY of them figure it out? This isn’t the brightest bunch.) Judd tells us that his nominations were a result of his dislike of feather-ruffling. He’s still considering backdooring Howard, but he just doesn’t want to be seen as a target when the week is over. Howard is simply happy to not be nominated, while Aryan is annoyed because Judd called her out for being “sketchy,” which she thinks will make her a bigger target. You know what helps people to believe that you’re not sketchy? Not being a huge racist on national television. Just saying. Aryan goes to the HoH room to speak with Judd and turns on the waterworks. She tells him that she’s not mad, but she’s “not, not mad.” She seems to think that she has Judd wrapped around her little finger, because when he (falsely) assures her that she’s just a placeholder until after the Veto competition, she smiles like a cheshire cat. Mad, like, in the angry sense? Because if you mean the other one, I think we’re covered.Kaitlin seeks some reassurance from Amanda, worried that if Aryan wins the veto, she’ll be Public Enemy #1. Amanda promises to tell Kaitlin if and when she becomes the official target. Amanda’s just sucking up to Kaitlin and Aryan because she’s hoping Howard will get backdoored and then she’ll have their loyalty. Elissa gigglewhines in the Diary Room about the fact that she hasn’t been named the Most Vexing Player yet this week, and chooses to sprinkle her whining all over the house. She whines to Andy, Judd, and Amanda. It’s cool though, because it gives Amanda an opportunity to do a spot-on impression of her. Anyway, Elissa’s afraid that no one loves her for who she truly is, because now that she’s not MVP, she’s afraid “I’m going to be dessguarded.” [Quick, say it exactly how I typed it out, and then do a duckface and bat your eyelashes, and you TOO can have a spot-on Elissa impression.] Amanda complains to McCrae about how irritating Elissa is. She is, in fact, considering discarding Elissa. Spencer schemes with Howard over a game of pool, and he somehow believes that if they were able to get rid of Amanda and Elissa, they would have control of the house. Well, sure, except for the other nine people, but go on. Spencer’s strategy basically entails staying off the block (well, that is a good strategy in this game) and being nice to people. Howard points [...]