Exuding the joy of sound fiscal management.Howdy, Trashmii! I’m back with another season of Sister Wives, the show that seems to have as its sole aim to dissuade people from entering into polygamy. Well done, Browns! And well done, all the former Gasmii who’ve followed us to our Trashy new home! I was thinking, Trashmii are almost like Mormons! Hear me out – first, we were kicked out of our home for no good reason at all. Second, we had to enter into a journey to another land site, led by one man with a dream – one man who inspired us, who guided us, and who brought us to our new home. Our very own Brigham Young. Just way more fabulous! (Also fewer wives).So now I feel a kinship with the Browns I hadn’t before, what with their flight from Utah to Las Vegas. I, too, have been ostracized, forced to flee, and I ended up in a delightfully Trashy new place. It’s almost like I could be the 5th sister wife! Although I’d have to boink THIS guy. So maybe not.Let’s get into our ep, shall we? We open with a montage/recap of last season: Janelle thinking about running away, Christine complaining she had no support when she studied for her real estate exam, Meri and that endless “do I or don’t I want a baby” whining; Logan going fleeing to college. So what’s new this ep? I’m so glad you asked. A walkthrough of their new (and not yet completed) houses, and a trip to an expo to sell jewelry. So, jampacked with excitement then. First, though, we have to see and hear again all about how the Browns fled Utah in the middle of the night. Big deal! Every time I move, I always move in the middle of the night! Not because I’m afraid of being arrested – I just figure, I won’t get my security deposit back anyway, so what’s the point of waiting around for the landlord? Tip to renters: never leave a forwarding address. And we’re treated to yet another rehash of how the Browns are only “pre-approved”, everyone has to qualify, and if (horrors!) two qualify and two don’t … The horror to me is that Kody can’t add. There are five adults in the Brown household. Well, four adults and one man-child, but still. Robyn earnestly tells us that with the kids going off to college, the Browns needs a place to make “home”, so the kids will want to return. For spring break? For dinner? Forever? This is followed by Logan and Madison saying it’s not going to happen. HAHAHAHAHAH Pages: | Next Page→
Exuding the joy of sound fiscal management.Howdy, Trashmii! I’m back with another season of Sister Wives, the show that seems to have as its sole aim to dissuade people from entering into polygamy. Well done, Browns! And well done, all the former Gasmii who’ve followed us to our Trashy new home! I was thinking, Trashmii are almost like Mormons! Hear me out – first, we were kicked out of our home for no good reason at all. Second, we had to enter into a journey to another land site, led by one man with a dream – one man who inspired us, who guided us, and who brought us to our new home. Our very own Brigham Young. Just way more fabulous! (Also fewer wives).So now I feel a kinship with the Browns I hadn’t before, what with their flight from Utah to Las Vegas. I, too, have been ostracized, forced to flee, and I ended up in a delightfully Trashy new place. It’s almost like I could be the 5th sister wife! Although I’d have to boink THIS guy. So maybe not.Let’s get into our ep, shall we? We open with a montage/recap of last season: Janelle thinking about running away, Christine complaining she had no support when she studied for her real estate exam, Meri and that endless “do I or don’t I want a baby” whining; Logan going fleeing to college. So what’s new this ep? I’m so glad you asked. A walkthrough of their new (and not yet completed) houses, and a trip to an expo to sell jewelry. So, jampacked with excitement then. First, though, we have to see and hear again all about how the Browns fled Utah in the middle of the night. Big deal! Every time I move, I always move in the middle of the night! Not because I’m afraid of being arrested – I just figure, I won’t get my security deposit back anyway, so what’s the point of waiting around for the landlord? Tip to renters: never leave a forwarding address. And we’re treated to yet another rehash of how the Browns are only “pre-approved”, everyone has to qualify, and if (horrors!) two qualify and two don’t … The horror to me is that Kody can’t add. There are five adults in the Brown household. Well, four adults and one man-child, but still. Robyn earnestly tells us that with the kids going off to college, the Browns needs a place to make “home”, so the kids will want to return. For spring break? For dinner? Forever? This is followed by Logan and Madison saying it’s not going to happen. HAHAHAHAHAH Pages: | Next Page→