Title courtesy of Miljan himselfTrashies! Welcome back for another installment of my new favorite show Siberia. So many things happened last night that I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to do a minicap without too many spoilers. This show is awesome. It makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever and I can’t wait to see what happens next, mostly because it’s not anything that could have been anticipated. Bravo, NBC. We pick up where we left off last episode, with everyone shocked by Carolina’s revelation that she burned down the food shed and framed Johnny…at the producers’ behest. Natalie is especially flabbergastedCarolina, overcome by all the danger, drama, fugue activity and anger at her agent, talks about quitting. No one hears her because she’s being shunned by all but Daniel. Sabina has a secret cache of supplies in the cave in the woods we saw her emerging from a few episodes back. Irene hears strange noises while out hunting. Alone. Sigh. TTTV’s Watch and Learn Series: The Buddy SystemAnnie cries almost the entire episode, making me wish I could toss her some Xanax through the tv. Her waterworks start when can’t find her new love Natalie anywhere. Sam and Daniel do a little father-son fishing, although just who’s teaching who is up for debate. Miljan and Sabina have a tiff when she finds him looking at the locket she kissed at the end of last episode. After she’s run him off, she too hears the strange noises. Irene bumps into Miljan while out hunting. Miljan exhibits his downward spiral into insanity in so many different ways this episode. Irene thinks she’s about to score…the group a decent meal but winds up falling into a trap, and not a metaphorical one. Look out beloooooowwwwwwwDear Daniel: A spike through the leg merits more than NeosporinQuick! Let’s get this stupid trap off so we can all get up in her face and the healing can begin!The news of Irene’s plight reaches camp just in time for Carolina to interrupt some canoodling between Johnny and Esther down at the swimmin’ hole, meaning Irene likely spared Johnny from the clap. They manage to free Irene from the trap, but despite her obvious need of medical attention she refuses to quit the game. I’m Asian. I’m not allowed to fail.It’s a good thing Abby Lee doesn’t have any Asian dancers. That would increase the cutting over on Dance Moms to an uncomfortable level for sure. Sabina sees a little girl in the woods and chases her, whereas I would totally be running the other way. While she never finds the Child of the Siberian Corn, she does stumble upon something else. Finally something creepier than Sabina herselfBack at camp, the group is trying to decide how to get Irene the hell out of there so she can commit seppuku on her own time instead of dying from a busted up leg. You’ll never believe who agrees to disqualify him/herself to summon a helicopter. Upon realizing that the Uncle button isn’t actually working and that [...]
Title courtesy of Miljan himselfTrashies! Welcome back for another installment of my new favorite show Siberia. So many things happened last night that I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to do a minicap without too many spoilers. This show is awesome. It makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever and I can’t wait to see what happens next, mostly because it’s not anything that could have been anticipated. Bravo, NBC. We pick up where we left off last episode, with everyone shocked by Carolina’s revelation that she burned down the food shed and framed Johnny…at the producers’ behest. Natalie is especially flabbergastedCarolina, overcome by all the danger, drama, fugue activity and anger at her agent, talks about quitting. No one hears her because she’s being shunned by all but Daniel. Sabina has a secret cache of supplies in the cave in the woods we saw her emerging from a few episodes back. Irene hears strange noises while out hunting. Alone. Sigh. TTTV’s Watch and Learn Series: The Buddy SystemAnnie cries almost the entire episode, making me wish I could toss her some Xanax through the tv. Her waterworks start when can’t find her new love Natalie anywhere. Sam and Daniel do a little father-son fishing, although just who’s teaching who is up for debate. Miljan and Sabina have a tiff when she finds him looking at the locket she kissed at the end of last episode. After she’s run him off, she too hears the strange noises. Irene bumps into Miljan while out hunting. Miljan exhibits his downward spiral into insanity in so many different ways this episode. Irene thinks she’s about to score…the group a decent meal but winds up falling into a trap, and not a metaphorical one. Look out beloooooowwwwwwwDear Daniel: A spike through the leg merits more than NeosporinQuick! Let’s get this stupid trap off so we can all get up in her face and the healing can begin!The news of Irene’s plight reaches camp just in time for Carolina to interrupt some canoodling between Johnny and Esther down at the swimmin’ hole, meaning Irene likely spared Johnny from the clap. They manage to free Irene from the trap, but despite her obvious need of medical attention she refuses to quit the game. I’m Asian. I’m not allowed to fail.It’s a good thing Abby Lee doesn’t have any Asian dancers. That would increase the cutting over on Dance Moms to an uncomfortable level for sure. Sabina sees a little girl in the woods and chases her, whereas I would totally be running the other way. While she never finds the Child of the Siberian Corn, she does stumble upon something else. Finally something creepier than Sabina herselfBack at camp, the group is trying to decide how to get Irene the hell out of there so she can commit seppuku on her own time instead of dying from a busted up leg. You’ll never believe who agrees to disqualify him/herself to summon a helicopter. Upon realizing that the Uncle button isn’t actually working and that [...]