I see more mistakes! Also dead people. Howdy, Trashmii! I want to thank all of you for your hysterical comments every week, especially last week! ROFL! Also, I am originally from Philly and love me some Tastykakes, but sadly it is apparently against the freaking law to sell them in California. Why, I don’t know. Who wouldn’t love a butterscotch Krimpet??? I know I would. Yes, I could get them shipped, but it’s not the same. For that matter, no one out here makes soft pretzels and just stands around at intersections selling them. For those of you who aren’t from Philly, people regularly just drive up to strangers on the street and buy pretzels from them. For real! There’s no FDA inspection or anything. For all I know, they’re made in someone’s shed or something. Best. Pretzels. Ever. In our ep this week, we were treated to yet more manufactured drama. We got to see the new houses at least 6 times. Spoiler alert – or not, by this point – Frank Lloyd Wrong has worked his special brand of magic yet again. Meri’s looking for trouble, and Mariah needs to be put onto the Beyond Scared Straight program. Here is one young man who has learned DO NOT ASK ABOUT MOVING INTO THE HOMES. In other developments, Kody and one of his wives shop for a new bed, and we learn they are actually sleeping on what appear to be 2 twin beds pushed together over a box spring – and have been for 10 years. Predictably, Kody ups the ick factor by informing us he and that wife will be “sleeping” on the new bed tonight. In related news, we also discover that Kody does not know the meaning of the word “layaway” versus “store line of credit”. I asked the good folks at Kmart to explain layaway: “Pick up your items AFTER you make your last payment”. You know, the way people who know how to budget and defer gratification do. Our Kody, on the other hand, can’t possibly wait, because he’s all about the sweet, sweet nooky. Ew. You just know Kody gets it on to Afternoon Delight, don’t you? Meanwhile, Christine makes a special present for the kids, everyone has Christmas decorations up, oh and it’s 4 days until Christmas (and the last day before the weekend and Christmas Eve), yet this band of buffoons expect to be moved into their new homes by Christmas. Finally, we learn which wives are approved for financing. Need I tell you that only three of them get their keys? Much more in the full recap, up in a couple of days! See you then! Want more TrashTalk? Join us on Facebook, Twitter, and our YouTube page!
I see more mistakes! Also dead people. Howdy, Trashmii! I want to thank all of you for your hysterical comments every week, especially last week! ROFL! Also, I am originally from Philly and love me some Tastykakes, but sadly it is apparently against the freaking law to sell them in California. Why, I don’t know. Who wouldn’t love a butterscotch Krimpet??? I know I would. Yes, I could get them shipped, but it’s not the same. For that matter, no one out here makes soft pretzels and just stands around at intersections selling them. For those of you who aren’t from Philly, people regularly just drive up to strangers on the street and buy pretzels from them. For real! There’s no FDA inspection or anything. For all I know, they’re made in someone’s shed or something. Best. Pretzels. Ever. In our ep this week, we were treated to yet more manufactured drama. We got to see the new houses at least 6 times. Spoiler alert – or not, by this point – Frank Lloyd Wrong has worked his special brand of magic yet again. Meri’s looking for trouble, and Mariah needs to be put onto the Beyond Scared Straight program. Here is one young man who has learned DO NOT ASK ABOUT MOVING INTO THE HOMES. In other developments, Kody and one of his wives shop for a new bed, and we learn they are actually sleeping on what appear to be 2 twin beds pushed together over a box spring – and have been for 10 years. Predictably, Kody ups the ick factor by informing us he and that wife will be “sleeping” on the new bed tonight. In related news, we also discover that Kody does not know the meaning of the word “layaway” versus “store line of credit”. I asked the good folks at Kmart to explain layaway: “Pick up your items AFTER you make your last payment”. You know, the way people who know how to budget and defer gratification do. Our Kody, on the other hand, can’t possibly wait, because he’s all about the sweet, sweet nooky. Ew. You just know Kody gets it on to Afternoon Delight, don’t you? Meanwhile, Christine makes a special present for the kids, everyone has Christmas decorations up, oh and it’s 4 days until Christmas (and the last day before the weekend and Christmas Eve), yet this band of buffoons expect to be moved into their new homes by Christmas. Finally, we learn which wives are approved for financing. Need I tell you that only three of them get their keys? Much more in the full recap, up in a couple of days! See you then! Want more TrashTalk? Join us on Facebook, Twitter, and our YouTube page!