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Hey hey, trashies! Welcome back to Big Brother, unanimous household edition. No excitement, no wonder, no surprises. Just everyone doing what everyone else wants cause they’re all too scared to think for themselves. Last week Candice and Judd got sent home, because Amanda convinced everyone that Judd was the MVP and he put her up on the block, because no one else would (Ha! Can’t wait till she finds out it was America). Oh, and VGM was so disgusting and nasty and horrible (and still crying over Nick) that I’m amazed no one smothered her with a pillow. Let’s start things off with the cute dogs this week, cause it’s all downhill from hereWe open with a flashback of Candice and VGM’s argument during Candice’s goodbye speech. VGM and Candice apparently continued arguing way after the speeches were done, and we get treated to more footage of screeching and hideousness that went on during the voting on Thursday. VGM makes a dig about Candice’s mom not even wanting her and even Aryan thinks that she crossed the line with that one. Yeah, Aryan thinks you’re being too mean and nasty, and that means you’re officially the fucking antichrist. How are you meaner than me? I’m Regina George!! You’re Gretchen Weiner, dammit!Helen tells us that the adoption dig changed her whole opinion on VGM, and I hope some other people see what a human stain she is too. Amanda tries to calm VGM down while Elissa cries over Candice’s departure. Then we see another flashback to Aryan winning HoH. She seems a little stoned in her DR session, so I’m wondering if maybe she’s been upping her medication or sneaking into Elissa’s or something. We see the original eviction convo where Aryan decides to put up Jessie and Spencer, but she admits she’d rather get rid of VGM, except she can’t because she’s her closest ally. Klonopin is a multivitamin, right?Aryan wins the veto, and we see her talking to Helen, who decides to convince her to put up Judd because he’s too smart and will ruin their games. Ha! Judd’s not smart. Aryan pulls Jessie aside and offers to take her off the block if she swears she will never ever come after her or put her on the block. Helen promises Aryan that if she gets Judd out then Aryan and VGM have safety from Helen, Elissa, and Andy for the next week. I appreciate that Helen is trying to play the game and make a big move, but her aim is a bit misguided. Take out Amanda, ya bunch of dumbfucks. Yeah, the big, scary, mean, loud, bossy one.Judd catches wind of them keeping Jessie and starts campaigning to try and save Spencer, not realizing that he’s the actual target. Andy is really sad about it because he likes Judd, and everyone else seems sad-ish. Aryan backdoors Judd, and Judd asks Aryan why she thinks he’s playing her, and from his eviction chair he tells everyone that he’s […]
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Hey hey, trashies! Welcome back to Big Brother, unanimous household edition. No excitement, no wonder, no surprises. Just everyone doing what everyone else wants cause they’re all too scared to think for themselves. Last week Candice and Judd got sent home, because Amanda convinced everyone that Judd was the MVP and he put her up on the block, because no one else would (Ha! Can’t wait till she finds out it was America). Oh, and VGM was so disgusting and nasty and horrible (and still crying over Nick) that I’m amazed no one smothered her with a pillow. Let’s start things off with the cute dogs this week, cause it’s all downhill from hereWe open with a flashback of Candice and VGM’s argument during Candice’s goodbye speech. VGM and Candice apparently continued arguing way after the speeches were done, and we get treated to more footage of screeching and hideousness that went on during the voting on Thursday. VGM makes a dig about Candice’s mom not even wanting her and even Aryan thinks that she crossed the line with that one. Yeah, Aryan thinks you’re being too mean and nasty, and that means you’re officially the fucking antichrist. How are you meaner than me? I’m Regina George!! You’re Gretchen Weiner, dammit!Helen tells us that the adoption dig changed her whole opinion on VGM, and I hope some other people see what a human stain she is too. Amanda tries to calm VGM down while Elissa cries over Candice’s departure. Then we see another flashback to Aryan winning HoH. She seems a little stoned in her DR session, so I’m wondering if maybe she’s been upping her medication or sneaking into Elissa’s or something. We see the original eviction convo where Aryan decides to put up Jessie and Spencer, but she admits she’d rather get rid of VGM, except she can’t because she’s her closest ally. Klonopin is a multivitamin, right?Aryan wins the veto, and we see her talking to Helen, who decides to convince her to put up Judd because he’s too smart and will ruin their games. Ha! Judd’s not smart. Aryan pulls Jessie aside and offers to take her off the block if she swears she will never ever come after her or put her on the block. Helen promises Aryan that if she gets Judd out then Aryan and VGM have safety from Helen, Elissa, and Andy for the next week. I appreciate that Helen is trying to play the game and make a big move, but her aim is a bit misguided. Take out Amanda, ya bunch of dumbfucks. Yeah, the big, scary, mean, loud, bossy one.Judd catches wind of them keeping Jessie and starts campaigning to try and save Spencer, not realizing that he’s the actual target. Andy is really sad about it because he likes Judd, and everyone else seems sad-ish. Aryan backdoors Judd, and Judd asks Aryan why she thinks he’s playing her, and from his eviction chair he tells everyone that he’s […]
