Prosecutors Talking Jail Time For Joe And Teresa
Hey Trashionistas, remember Teresa Giudice’s carefully thought out plan to avoid jail time, where she would blink rapidly as her husband, Juicebox Joe, plead guilty to everything, and then was passed...
View ArticleHalf Man To Be Replaced By Pretend Lesbian On 2 1/2 Men
CBS is announcing the newest ca st member for the show 2 1/2 Men, and her name is Amber Tamblyn. The Wrap has the story The memory of Charlie Sheen’s Charlie Harper lives alive and well in Amber...
View ArticleWillis Stallone Expendables Feud Over Doctor Evil Money
Okay so ever since the other day when Harrison Ford wandered away from his old man cave and signed up for The Expendables 3 and Sylvester Stallone made some not too cryptic tweets about it, and Bruce...
View ArticleCOMMENT SHOWCASE
Hey Trashmii, it’s Thursday and winner day. This week Itchy went all Sarah Palin (and who among us has not wanted to do that?) and voted for himself. Let’s see how that worked out for him, shall we?...
View ArticleAm I The Only One Who Sees The Irony Here?
Hi Trashionistas, it’s been a slow gossip day, and I was minding my own business when I saw one of those “for your consideration” ads on an entertainment trade website, and well, here it is So...
View ArticleAmerica’s Got Talent Recap: Broken Hearts and Broken Bones
Hey, Trashtacular readers! So, you know how they say every cloud has a silver lining? Well, the silver lining is that I have a Thursday afternoon completely free to get you this recap crazy early! The...
View ArticleBig Brother 15 recap: Double Eviction Edition
Hey hey, trashmies! It’s double eviction night!!!! Woohoo. Let’s get two of these awful fuckers out of here right the fuck now! I’m only three beers in so far, but I took a Xanax earlier, so I’m hoping...
View ArticleBrain Rot 8/9/2013
Who wants to talk gossip? Who wants to talk particle physics? Okay, some of you might be at the wrong website. On to the links. Jay Bahar had her last day on The View. Did you know that show’s been...
View ArticleBig Brother Contestant Gets A Little Hands On
God, hands to yourself buddy. Is it possible to harass yourself? So it seems like this week on Big Brother that slightly less horrible than Aryn, but still terrible in his own right, Spencer got...
View ArticleVIDEO: Big Brother in 2 Minutes Week 6: Clowns, Fleas, and Karma Showers
It’s Big Brother in 2 Minutes speed recap time!! GinaMarie got some power this week, and Amanda got a well deserved shower. Lots of racism, clownism, and fleaism. FUN! Share it if you like it! Find the...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: The Dancing Dead or Constipated Face
Okay, so it’s up. And I’m late again. I’m from Florida… I can’t drive on mountains all willy-nilly. To quickly address the new LT commenters vs the old school Trashmiis… Can’t we find a happy medium?...
View ArticleTheTVClique: Big Brother Podcast: Week 7 in Review
This week on TheTVClique: Big Brother Podcast, racism! Yes! Even more! But this time it came complete with a really dark tan, which made the whole thing more awkward. Also, GinaMarie can’t spell,...
View ArticleProject Runway 12 Recap: Let’s tie one on!
Hello Trashonistas! I hope you’re ready, because this week’s episode is high on drama! We start the episode with a shot of the empty runway, but we can hear arguing. I’m pretty sure the voices I hear...
View ArticleSiberia Recap: It’s Just a Tattoo (You Should Be Watching This Show!)
Howdy Trashmii! It’s episode 5 of 13 and I’m firmly seated on the Siberia bandwagon. I’m not one on telling people what they ought to do, but if you’re not watching this show (or at least keeping up...
View ArticleAmerica’s Next Top Model Recap: Goin’ to tha Chapel
Hint: Jourdan has been married before.
View ArticleThe Challenge Recap: The Incredible and Whiny Hulk
The episode begins with some of the housemates snickering with one another as they watch Leroy and Theresa knock boots on the top bunk. I’m not sure if Leroy and Theresa were building a fort underneath...
View ArticleTonight’s Top 10 Shows: Monday August 12th
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View ArticleBig Brother 15 Recap: Wake Me Up When It’s Over
Hey hey, trashies! Welcome back to Big Brother, unanimous household edition. No excitement, no wonder, no surprises. Just everyone doing what everyone else wants cause they’re all too scared to think...
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